davepetea

[davepetea]

whatever dude i dont even look that tormented mostly

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[davepetea]

Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken

[davepetea]

I caved. I got Balatro. I have done nothing but gamble for thirteen consecutive hours. Help.

[davepetea]

we are not sophwhiskercated enough that we would give off baron energy but hes so good you dont understand

[davepetea]

apparently everyone is sick of my shit and they’re going to kill me tomorrow. idk it’s just what I heard

[davepetea]

you have to remember that your icon is who's saying your posts

[davepetea]

someones thirsty

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🍄‍🟫

[davepetea]

sorry for romanticizing the mundane but the fact that laughter is infectious is so incredible to me. like yeah it's just a reaction to stimuli but the way it feels to hear someone laugh and feel yourself compelled to share that joy is really something. and it's so simple and requires no skill but it's so special and important to me.

[davepetea]

[davepetea]

subtle hinting is OVER i want open and direct ravenous thirsting

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[davepetea]

“Who’s meow’s are your favorite?”

(Source)

[davepetea]

tumblgrr hates changing our icawn

[davepetea]

our tongue is furry clean!!

[davepetea]

All my homies love boobs and hate the government