i like music and i like comics. I spent way too much time trying to fit a grateful dead reference in my title, so welcome to the shitshow She/Her White (Brazilian) 21 year old Bi tranny terminal hornyposter
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everyone's always like ohhh the bottoms sexual fantasies are always so fucking compilated and convoluted they always wanna be like some kind of European wild hamster digging through the undergrowth and you have to be the relentless bird of prey that is hovering over their den and ready to strike with deadly talons, and maybe the bed is a sand dune thats allows for the predator to take maximum advantage of the terrain. What about the top's fantasies huh when does the top have something to say about all this. Sometimes I wanna be President Nixon in the last days of the administration and someone else is Erlichmann showing ass to comfort me. sometimes the top wants to get weirdly specific with it too okay
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learning about a piece of media exclusively through tumblr posts is really funny because you'll probably get the wrong idea about the show in one of four very specific ways
Thinking something fun and light-hearted is a deathly serious social commentary
Thinking something dark or disturbing is actually a wacky comedy
Thinking something with no gay people is actually gay
Thinking something with gay people is homophobic
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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together
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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate
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What Kris and Susie are doing for their school project
#my father told me that one time as a teen he and his friends were hanging out and they wanted to prank call someone#one of them said “make up a number” as in “say a random phone number”#without missing a beat one of the friends said “drosdo”#as in#make up an entirely new number#anyways theyre trying to reach Drosdo
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in honor of the Lilo & Stitch remake being a huge piece of shit here's a comic about what the original meant to me as an 8 year old
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You won't believe your eyes,
Ten thousand naked guys
that means… twenty thousand cocks…
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Two absolute LEGENDS lost in a matter of days...what a sad week for music.
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