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David wore all white vans to prom
he actually thought he looked cool and I didn’t have the heart to tell him that he looked like a fucking bitch idiot
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I bet this looks really fun to David

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I wish this dog bit David until he bled.

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Real Interaction Between Me and David
Me: David, what's your deal?
David: I'm a stupid foncko.
Me: What does that mean?
David: *vomits*
Me: Wow, I used to really believe in you...
David: *still vomiting*
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yeah this is why David is p inactive on Instagram
“You dont post on IG that much” cuz Im ugly bitch damn
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I may not like David, but I respect him.
just kidding, that guy's a piece of shit
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David did the stupidest thing the other day
okay so we were in gender equality club making posters and, hand to God, the motherfucker doesn’t know how to spell equality. straight up, he starts writing “Gender Eqo-” before I just dog him the fuck out for being dumb as fuck.
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this reminds me of when I had this exact same exchange with David
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