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Benjamin Franklin’s Synonyms For Drunk as Applied to Donald Trump

Benjamin Franklin’s Synonyms For Drunk all Apply to Donald Trump A Donald is Addled, Donald’s Casting up his Accounts, Donald’s Afflicted, Donald’s in his Airs. B Donald's Biggy, Donald’s Bewitch'd, Donald’s Block and Block, Donald’s Boozy, Donald’s Bowz'd, Donald’s Been at Barbadoes, Donald’s Piss'd in the Brook, Donald’s Drunk as a Wheel-Barrow, Donald’s Burdock'd, Donald’s Buskey, Donald’s Buzzey, Donald Has Stole a Manchet out of the Brewer's Basket, Donald Has His Head is full of Bees, Donald Has been in the Bibbing Plot, Donald Has drank more than he has bled, Donald's Bungey, Donald’s As Drunk as a Beggar, Donald sees the Bears, Donald’s kiss'd black Betty, Donald’s had a Thump over the Head with Sampson's Jawbone, Donald's Bridgey. C Donald's Cat, Donald’s Cagrin'd, Donald’s Capable, Donald’s Cramp'd, Donald’s Cherubimical, Donald’s Cherry Merry, Donald’s Wamble Crop'd, Donald’s Crack'd, Donald’s Concern'd, Donald’s Half Way to Concord, Donald Has taken a Chirriping-Glass, Donald Got Corns in his Head, Donald’s had A Cup to much, Donald’s Coguy, Donald’s Copey, Donald's heat his Copper, Donald's Crocus, Donald’s Catch'd, Donald cuts his Capers, Donald's been in the Cellar, Donald's in his Cups, Donald’s Non Compos, Donald’s Cock'd, Donald’s Curv'd, Donald’s Cut, Donald’s Chipper, Donald’s Chickery, Donald’s Loaded his Cart, Donald’s  been too free with the Creature, Donald has taken off his Considering Cap, Donald's Chap-fallen, D Donald’s  Disguiz'd, Donald’s  got a Dish, Donald’s Kill'd his Dog, Donald’s Took his Drops, It is a Dark Day with Donald, Donald’s a Dead Man, Donald Has Dipp'd his Bill, Donald’s Dagg'd, Donald’s seen the Devil, E Donald’s Prince Eugene, Donald’s Enter'd, Donald Wet both Eyes, Donald’s Cock Ey'd, Donald’s Got the Pole Evil, Donald’s Got a brass Eye, Donald Made an Example, Donald’s Eat a Toad & half for Breakfast. Donald’s In his Element, F Donald’s Fishey, Donald’s Fox'd, Donald’s Fuddled, Donald’s Sore Footed, Donald’s Frozen, Donald’s Well in for't, Donald’s Owes no Man a Farthing, Donald Fears no Man, Donald’s Crump Footed, Donald’s Been to France, Donald’s Flush'd, Donald Froze his Mouth, Donald’s Fetter'd, Donald’s Been to a Funeral, Donald’s Flag is out, Donald’s Fuzl'd, Donald Spoke with his Friend, Donald’s Been at an Indian Feast. G Donald’s Glad, Donald’s Groatable, Donald’s Gold-headed, Donald’s Glaiz'd, Donald’s Generous, Donald’s Booz'd the Gage, Donald’s As Dizzy as a Goose, Donald’s Been before George, Donald’s Got the Gout, Donald Had a Kick in the Guts, Donald’s Been with Sir John Goa, Donald’s Been at Geneva, Donald’s Globular, Donald’s Got the Glanders. H Donald’s Half and Half, Donald’s Hardy, Donald’s Top Heavy, Donald’s Got by the Head, Donald’s Hiddey, Donald’s Got on his little Hat, Donald’s Hammerish, Donald’s Loose in the Hilts, Donald’s Knows not the way Home, Donald’s Got the Hornson, Donald’s Haunted with Evil Spirits, Donald Has Taken Hippocrates grand Elixir, I Donald’s  Intoxicated, Donald’s Jolly, Donald’s Jagg'd, Donald’s Jambled, Donald’s Going to Jerusalem, Donald’s Jocular, Donald’s Been to Jerico, Donald’s Juicy. K Donald’s a King, Donald Clips the King's English, Donald’s Seen the French King, The King is Donald’s Cousin, Donald’s Got Kib'd Heels, Donald’s Knapt, Donald’s Het his Kettle. L Donald’s in Liquor, Donald’s Lordly, Donald makes Indentures with his Leggs, Donald’s Well to Live, Donald’s Light, Donald’s Lappy, Donald’s Limber, M Donald sees two Moons, Donald’s Merry, Donald’s Middling, Donald’s Moon-Ey'd, Donald’s Muddled, Donald’s Seen a Flock of Moons, Donald’s Maudlin, Donald’s Mountous, Donald’s Muddy, Donald’s Rais'd his Monuments, Donald’s Mellow, N Donald’s eat the Cocoa Nut, Donald’s Nimptopsical, Donald’s Got the Night Mare, O Donald’s  Oil'd, Donald’s Eat Opium, Donald’s Smelt of an Onion, Donald’s Oxycrocium, Donald’s Overset, P Donald drank till he gave up his Half-Penny, Donald’s Pidgeon Ey'd, Donald’s Pungey, Donald’s Priddy, Donald’s As good conditioned as a Puppy, Donald Has scalt his Head Pan, Donald’s Been among the Philistines, Donald’s In his Prosperity, Donald’s been among the Philippians, Donald’s contending with Pharaoh, Donald’s Wasted his Paunch, Donald’s Polite, Donald’s Eat a Pudding Bagg, Q Donald’s Quarrelsome, R Donald’s Rocky, Donald’s Raddled, Donald’s Rich, Donald’s Religious, Donald’s Lost his Rudder, Donald’s Ragged, Donald’s Rais'd, Donald’s Been too free with Sir Richard, Donald’s Like a Rat in Trouble. S Donald’s Stitch'd, Donald’s Seafaring, Donald’s In the Sudds, Donald’s Strong, Donald’s Been in the Sun, Donald’s As Drunk as David's Sow, Donald’s Swampt, Donald’s Skin is full, Donald’s Steady, Donald’s Stiff, Donald’s burnt his Shoulder, Donald’s got his Top Gallant Sails out, Donald’s Seen the yellow Star, Donald’s As Stiff as a Ring-bolt, Donald’s Half Seas over, Donald’s Shoe pinches him, Donald’s Staggerish, It is Star-light with Donald, Donald carries too much Sail, Donald’s Stew'd Donald’s Stubb'd, Donald’s Soak'd, Donald’s Soft, Donald’s Been too free with Sir John Strawberry, Donald’s  right before the Wind with all his Studding Sails out, Donald Has Sold his Senses. T Donald’s  Top'd, Donald’s Tongue-ty'd, Donald’s Tann'd, Donald’s Tipium Grove, Donald’s Double Tongu'd, Donald’s Topsy Turvey, Donald’s Tipsey, Donald Swallow'd a Tavern Token, Donald’s Thaw'd, Donald’s in a Trance, Donald’s Trammel'd, V Donald makes Virginia Fence, Donald’s Valiant, Donald’s Got the Indian Vapours, W Donald’s Malt is above the Water, Donald’s Wise, Donald’s Wet, Donald’s been to the Salt Water, Donald’s Water-soaken, Donald’s very Weary, Donald’s Out of the Way.

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Men With Fabulous Flower Beards [boredpanda] Previously: Guys With Fancy Female Hairstyles

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Merry Christmas!

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I always throw Nixon in with all the other reindeer.

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Five penguins.

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Another #flowerbeard by @sarahwinward although technically a #foliagebeard

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#flowerbeard by @sarah_winward

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A LOVELY LOOK AT BEEKEEPING FROM KINFOLK MAGAZINE

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Kinfolk Magazine

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I think my arms, legs and most importantly my Beard are going to be in this issue.

Kinfolk

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Novembeard!

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Some of my work for sell over at Culdesac! Who just launched today!

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We are thrilled to announce the launch of our boys clothing line Culdesac!

We are open for business and taking pre-orders of what will be a limited production run to ship in time for the holidays so stop by and do some shopping.

Photo by: Heather Nan Photography

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Day of the Dead (Never President)

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Day of the Dead (Presidents)