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The girlfriend experience

> Any man who has ever had a girlfriend can attest to this.

> This is just too good. Animation, adorableness, substance. I really hope there are more of these.

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this is STILL the funniest thing ive ever seen

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Solidarity 😌

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me at school: “when I get home, im catching up on all my work and finishing assignments" 

 me as soon as I get home:

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journalists writing articles: millennials are eating Tide Pods.

me, a millennial:

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Y'all think your professors are salty or petty? My freshman year my intro to anthropology prof overheard some dudebro say some homophobic shit and altered the entire semester’s plan to accommodate three new lectures about homophobia and gender identity and presentation in various cultures. This is to say three ADDITIONAL lectures to go with the one she already have planned.

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“the cover is never as good as the origi–”

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Bulma and her “sneak attack”  (◕‿◕✿)

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lactose intolerant people in fiction: i can never eat dairy…i order cheese-less pizza and cry myself to sleep   

me, a real life lactose intolerant person: *chugs my 10th straight glass of chocolate milk* lmao see you in hell god

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A perfect duet.

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every time I watch this, I fucking lose it (ಥ﹏ಥ)

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teaching biology to gen z kids: menstruation is when the uterus says "this bitch empty" and "yeets" the endometrium out of the body