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Let's not forget to honour our esteemed CEO

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i need to make better use of my time and also make different habits. unfortunately this is so hard

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there’s something so desperately miserable about the lyric “buy me some peanuts and cracker jack / i don’t care if i never come back”

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Americans will really measure in any form of unit huh?

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Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson

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I honestly just don’t trust people who hate Angel. Like… you don’t care about him? Fine. But you HATE him? This man is a sad wet puppy. Socially, he’s the equivalent of Bambi trying to walk for the first time. He has No Idea what he’s doing but he looks so endearing while doing it. He has no idea what the fuck is happening in the chatty rooms but god dammit is he trying. He’s broody, and awkward, and sarcastic and he’s Suffering but he’s Hot while doing it. Also, he’s a vampire. He’s immortal which means he’s going to be awkward for all of eternity which just makes him all the more funnier like this man will never rest he will never stop being forced to interact with people he will never stop failing at it and he does all of this while wearing a leather jacket bc he’s hoping no one will notice that he is indeed a sad wet puppy

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Angel sure does do a lot of heavy breathing for a guy who supposedly has no breath.

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RAT GALA

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we need to invent a spray tan-style treatment but instead of spraying you with tanning stuff it sprays you with heavy duty spf. and it lasts a few weeks so that way you can just get your spf spray a few times a summer instead of having to spend 10 minutes every day getting sticky and oily and making sure the sunscreen is all rubbed in. how do i get on shark tank

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Yeah…you have the same taste in women.

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bro, does this party have perfectly ripe summer heirloom tomatoes or do we need to pregame?