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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch
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Star Trek is so teletubbycore like watch this







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the point is to make ur mutuals laugh. a small giggle even. a silly little lol.
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tumblr has been the most consistent thing in my life since i was like 14
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there is no platonic explanation for this. there's no romantic explanation either. frankly they just don't like eachother at all
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underestimating the power of friendship is the single biggest mistake you can make as a villain in Star Trek. like “your friends will not come for you” bro you are cooked. wrap it up, babe.
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Reproductive Rights/Healthcare Groups & Donation Resources (WIP)
Planned Parenthood
Fòs Feminista
PSI
Center for Reproductive Rights
Engender Health
National Network of Abortion Funds
Women's Reproductive Rights Assistance Project
The Brigid Alliance
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step 1. get everyone in the world to want to fuck me
step 2. vow of celibacy
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life tip: sometimes there's a bird outside & you can look at it
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shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN
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a woman being feminine is right-wing coded which is masculine coded. a woman being masculine is left-wing coded which is feminine coded. this disproves the existence of women
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INDEED.COM IS A BASTION OF DECEPTION AND DEVILRY
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