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Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍

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Kitchen Knightmares

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I FUCKING LOVE INFORMATION!!! I WANT TO LEARN EVERY THING AND KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!! I WANT TO UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING ABOUT LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING!!!!!! I AM UTTERLY CONSUMED BY MY THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i hate shark slander. theyre literally just sitting in their own living room

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been reading Hunger Pangs by @thebibliosphere and as a resident fantasy polycule enjoyer this is my due diligence

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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

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Hi I’m your dog I just took a big huge drink of water from my bowl can I please put my snout on your cell phone please onto your cell phone I want to lay my snout on your cell phone that’s in your hand with my wet mouth and chin. On your cell phone that’s. Please

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We were doing a heartworm test today and it came up positive. So we drew more blood, plopped it under the microscope and...

A warning, this video does flicker pretty strongly because I'm trying to hold still at the microscope and not doing the best job

Behold, a microfilaria!

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Sometimes Tumblr is a lot like trying to explain a toddler that you can't eat bugs and spiders because that's bad for you, and then someone shows up to lecture you about how spiders are a completely different class from insects, also you got "centipede" and "millipede" mixed up, so obviously you don't know anything about what you're talking about.

And if you try to answer like "do you want me to just let this kid just eat bugs or what", they'll get offended because correcting you about being wrong has nothing to do with implying that anyone would be eating bugs off the ground, obviously nobody is stupid enough to be doing that in the first place, that's a straw man and insulting to every group of people ever.

And then you look up at the other side of the yard and the toddler is there right back at it, slurping up centipedes like spagetti.

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bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

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Ideas are cooking for my pride outfit.

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CITATION NEEDED?!!!

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A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

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