daydreaming-rat-man
daydreaming-rat-man
Rat man
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Guys i love my wifeand i like batman and malevolent and ninja turtles and greek mythology and epic the musical and twilight and bill and ted and astronomy and frankenstein and taxonomy and hyenas and anteaters and-
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daydreaming-rat-man · 10 hours ago
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please please look at kyle teel and brendan cellucci’s most recent instagram posts (which could mean nothing) (but at the least it’s kinda adorable!)
oh so VERY cute thank you for alerting me to this.
what if we made matching instagram posts... and we were a battery...
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cc-ing @pindergarten as a general scholar of kyle teel
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daydreaming-rat-man · 10 hours ago
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I think this has been posted on here before but this one always makes me laugh
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daydreaming-rat-man · 10 hours ago
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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"
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daydreaming-rat-man · 4 days ago
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I just wanna be a kid again but not in the cutesy pink way, I wanna be a kid again in the running through sprinklers, picking berries, and getting muddy type of way
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daydreaming-rat-man · 4 days ago
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daydreaming-rat-man · 7 days ago
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Tumblr is super big on the "I didn't say it was good, I said I liked it" but really need to discover the value in its opposite of "I didn't say it was bad, I said I hated it".
You can acknowledge that something is good, great, a masterpiece even, and just straight-up not enjoy it.
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daydreaming-rat-man · 7 days ago
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daydreaming-rat-man · 8 days ago
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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this
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Whereas the reality is far more like
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daydreaming-rat-man · 9 days ago
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if you dont like bush you literally dont deserve to fuck
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daydreaming-rat-man · 9 days ago
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How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”
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daydreaming-rat-man · 10 days ago
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Jason's day off
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daydreaming-rat-man · 10 days ago
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This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.
(source)
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daydreaming-rat-man · 13 days ago
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CITY OF ANGELS
Donald Trump has authorized 2,000 National Guard troops to be used against protesters, whose goal was to put a stop to ICE's kidnapping raids.
Being undocumented is not a criminal offense in the United States of America.
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daydreaming-rat-man · 13 days ago
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Some robins designs so they’re not just “kid with a mask and curtain bangs”
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daydreaming-rat-man · 13 days ago
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This is so wholesome
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daydreaming-rat-man · 13 days ago
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crazy that in the 1970s they were like, "fine, women can play sports. but because they're innately less athletic than men, only in a special ghettoized League For The Frail And Delicate where they get paid less 😊". And not only is that still the system in 2023, but viciously lashing out at the smallest challenges to that system gets framed as Feminist Praxis
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daydreaming-rat-man · 14 days ago
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did trilobites walked among flowering plants
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