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get this an oscar

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me walking to the bathroom at 3am in a massively oversized shirt using gay fanfic on my phone to light the way

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Tonight in ‘reddit headines that made me laugh’

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A baby pika! Listen to his little cry. Someday it will be much louder.

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My casino has new top-of-the-line technology to stop heists: a montage detector. If those bastards want to break in and steal my money, they’re doing it as part of one, long take

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Beautiful images and music will save me I know it I just know it

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knew this woman who used to be a gay man and when he was a gay man he liked ‘ironically’ referring to himself as she/her and so when he came out as a woman he decided the next logical step was to also switch his pronouns to he/him.

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Lavender field, Provence, France.

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i think my ideal job is, im laying naked in a sunbeam, on top of an altar, in the middle of a temple dedicated to me, and pilgrims come from all over the world to pet me. unfortunately i think this is called being a cat and i dont think theyre hiring