hello everyone I'm just a human navigating life while enjoying books and cats. This is probably going to be a random things page. Important tho, here I won't post anything raunchy or un-kid friendly I have a page for my guilty pleasure 👀
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I can either take nice photos or comit crimes against the photography community.
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Tony Stark Is Erza scarlet
hey, remember when → Tony resisted the power of two different Infinity Stones using nothing but his tech.
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Hi, this is princess and she's a beautiful baby
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I've had to much sadness in my life I need something good
Happiness Will Come To You.
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I thought we where talking about subway sandwiches
Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, or back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they’re a wide-eyed mess.
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Idk guys I was assuming you all thought baby oil was made from babies, but maybe it's just my lack of sleep.
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
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Ahahaha nooooo were still very much not progressive. Just a few days ago I almost knocked my uncle's wife out for saying gay people discussed her infront of all our family. Also I'm sure most of my family is uncomfortable with lgbtq people but they shut up about it because we would never stop giving them shit for being intolerant assholes.
Y'all is southern slang. It’s also gender neutral. The south was progressive before progressives were progressive.
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wanting and not wanting at the same time
a comic for asexual awareness week
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Guys I live like 10 minutes away from this sanctuary and it's honestly such an amazing place. Just a few years ago they placed a whole new garden for the upcoming migration. It's not only a butterfly garden, if you walk towards the back they have two trails you can take a high one and one that is basically walking through a very long deep trench. I love going there and I learned that since the people here don't hurt the animals you can go to the bottom trail and stay still and quiet and before you know it you're surrounded by curious animals. Please if you can help with anything everyone in the valley would appreciate it so much 💛
Construction illegally started here last year without the proper paper work. And implied threats.
This wasn’t even eminent domain, because they never seized the land they just started showing up with it still privately owned.
So, I live nowhere near here, but if anyone wants to try to do something I felt I should spread the word.
This should be something supporters of private land ownership and enviornmentalists both agree on.
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Furniture salesman: mam these bunk beds are for the children's section, but we have some very beautiful oak bedroom sets upstairs.
Me: brain says up
Salesman: why do you even want a bunk bed
Me: EVOLUTION
destroy the idea that bunk beds are just for kids
especially the sort where the lower bunk is actually a desk or a couch
i mean
come on
tell me you don’t want one of these
i need it
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I mean it's what we all see

Nintendo releases Detective Pikachu trailer (2018)
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I've been sitting in my truck for 20 minutes with the heater on blast right outside my house, because I don't want to make the walk to the door in this cold.
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Hello people I present to you parrot, I'm pretty sure she is the one terrorizing our dogs. She's small and fierce and will smack your face with her tiny paws if you poke her tummy. She also likes cuddles ❤
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