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Hey did you know there's a tell all book about the behind the scenes of Meta and the author is forbidden from promoting it?

The good news is however that it's already published and can't be stifled and whoever didn't sign the NDA can promote it as much as they want.

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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Just make it exist first, you can make it good later

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YOU 🫵 can amass a friend group of childless people in their 30s as long as you pull from these 3 demographics

Queer freaks from the internet

Highly-educated weird women

Gamer men who became adjusted and compassionate in their 20s but still are not comfortable recognizing this in themselves so they’re putting off dating in order to play the horse girl gacha game

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This blog is my adult version of cutting pictures out of magazines and glueing them on to paper

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heartbreaking:

girl has sooooooo many ambitions and ideas for projects but can only get 1.5 basic tasks done per day

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custody of a fictional character should get transferred to you once you spend more hours thinking about them than their creator ever did

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by tucker

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If you have a friend that wants to vent to you but doesn't want solutions but you are a solutions-oriented person, may I suggest Silly Solutions (TM)? For instance, whenever my friend complains about the people at her job being dumb, I remind her that if only one of us had studied engineering, we could create a giant hippo robot with laser eyes to destroy them. It fulfills my need to offer a solution, doesn't violate her boundary of not wanting to problem solve, AND it cheers us both up!

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I literally hate every job in the world. I don’t want them. I don’t want ANY of them!

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Bear vibing in a river ⊂(￣(ｴ)￣)⊃

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pulling you closer by our red string of fate so i can bite you and bite you and bite you and bite you and bite you and bite you and bi

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reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared

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(pressed up against mirror) you're CUTE. you're NORMAL. you FEEL THINGS LIKE A PERSON DOES. you can PRESS [Shift] TO DASH