daymeo

[daymeo]

but what if I’m a jealous bitch?

I simp over idiots-

[daymeo]

No-

I simp over idiots-

[daymeo]

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[daymeo]

but if i don’t hyperfixate i’ll get depressed and die

[daymeo]

Part two

[daymeo]

I think @ari-above-the-rest has a different opinion-

Y’all- I CANT

[daymeo]

Time to find James a boyfriend so he can do the same-

Y’all- I CANT

[daymeo]

BOY- I didn’t even have an account but I think you’re the most beautiful person on the planet.

Question- is @demon-raven hotter than me?

[daymeo]

*jealousy intensifies* :(

Question- is @demon-raven hotter than me?