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one minute you're at work experiencing stress levels that would kill a full grown horse and the next you're psychologically cold-cocked by someone in your tumblr DMs mistaking you for their 55-year old milf ex-girlfriend named joan and calling you a bitch but promising that he's good for you because he fixed up the plumbing on the house and installed cabinets in the kitchen
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I was watching Jimmy Neutron and the skinny guy made an omegaverse joke.
I have never watched Jimmy Neutron, nor have I ever read any omegaverse fics.
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They smash that shit into all sorts of funky shapes. Even liquids.
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Hey just so you all know when you google Preminger this is the third image that pops up
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Steam trains. Photo by Vsevolod Tarasevich (Kharkiv, 1958).
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That’s eerily even
Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to
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california quails they’re unforgettable. small and round, black feather on top.
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Look! It’s my boi, Kelp! Or Kelpie if you know him well enough.
He’s a cocky asshole at times (most of the time) and likes to mess with other dragons.
Just a mean lanky and loooooooong guy.
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this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018
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Springtrap
like this
please
he he
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