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I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”
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dr house would do unethical things to his own clit send post
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what if I just disappeared from the planet lol, then what?
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“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser
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infinite tea dragon for all your tea needs:)
[prompt: tea, butterfly, wyrm]
kinda following @kmccaigue 's list:)
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i am not immune to the "character's eyes glow when they use their powers" trope
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Mama
Just killed a man
put a gun straight to his head
pulled the trigger now he’s dead
MAMA
it is clear to me
that I’m not coming home tonight
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Happy birthday friend, I hope you have a good day!!
Enjoy being the brothday boy (idk how to attach images to an ask so I can’t send the og poster)
❤️
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I love stealing little things
and big things
But little things are easier
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if. if you were a star i think nasa would you call you awesomemegasauce star and there would be people that see that star and go woah! thats awesomesacuce
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fuck that was my trump card
Lucy appreciates the concern. Neither of us are taking your advice. We’re staying awake >:)
bloody hell lad I’m supposed to be the child here
You can have fifteen minutes and then I’m gonna turn the internet off
You kids have fun
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no you have school tomorrow go to bed
Lucy appreciates the concern. Neither of us are taking your advice. We’re staying awake >:)
bloody hell lad I’m supposed to be the child here
You can have fifteen minutes and then I’m gonna turn the internet off
You kids have fun
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