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I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all
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Conservative cowards keep inventing boogeymen to keep their groomed cult afraid.
White cis men are the real and constant threat to women. Not trans women. Not drag queens.
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Iceland is fucking bizarre my name change made the news
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"do you think i'm scary?" x "scary? my God you are divine"
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genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat
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A character can still be a great character without being a good person.
In fact, some of the best characters are terrible people.
Because a character’s worth should be based on how complex and interesting they are, not their morality if they were real.
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Oooh! Oh god, random photo may end up anything 😂 let's see
Let's do this one! Mug that I painted (half is a mimic of the Oh Deer mug that Alastor from Hazbin Hotel uses, the other side is a duck and says "Take That Depression!" from Lucifer from Hazbin), with an adorable little bumble bee tea ball!

Random photo tag game
got tagged by @lugarn to post a random photo of my camera roll
ok, here is the escalation of the tiger lotus (the red big leaves) in my frog tank. srsly that thing was smoll and losing leaves since months I thought it's dead and then boom (all plants kind of exploded all of a sudden, which is nice. I want a whole jungle in there)

tagging: @dummerjan, @braceletofteeth, @gaym3bo1, @daemondamian, @dream-thief-forever-amen, @jeffsatyr, @bobafvcks
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I had to get a couple of ultrasounds last year and I haven’t gotten over how this is indicated in my test results as, among other things, “cervix: unremarkable”
Yes. Unremarkable is an incredibly good thing for a medical examination to be. Nothing out of the ordinary. Everything is fine. This is good news.
But I literally CANNOT STOP laughing at “pussy: basic” being in my medical records.
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I am exceptionally lucky in that my parents never hit me, grounded me, confiscated my things, banned me from my hobbies or threatened any of these actions to make me behave as a kid. as an adult it has made me realise how very very long a road most people have to traverse before they can take a statement like 'no rule that must be enforced by threat is legitimate' seriously.
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“face the truth as it is instead” disintegrated him
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having sex with your friends is so very normal please stop poisoning the youths minds with shame surrounding hooking up with your friends. especially if you’re gay
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my creative writing prof also HATES fantasy. as in if she asks for an example of symbolism in a book, and you give something from a fantasy novel, she’ll ask for an example from a “non-commercial book” instead.
I dunno man, people can have preferences, but the second you discount the artistic merit of sci fi and fantasy I stop taking your opinion seriously. and there’s such a big culture in Canada of only valuing literary fiction, to the point where one of our biggest authors, Margaret Atwood, refused for a while to classify her books as sci fi or fantasy. she said they were “speculative fiction”, which is entirely separate and very highbrow (sarcasm).
and I could go on about how Octavia Butler and Ursula Le Guin wrote books every bit as intellectual (and honestly, even more so) than their literary counterparts, but I am also an enjoyer of schlock!! I think there’s artistic merit in animorphs, and in isekais where a japanese schoolgirl reincarnates into a magical spider who has to level up like it’s a video game! it’s like with everything, you can’t draw a clean line that separates ‘art’ from ‘non-art’ or even ‘lesser art’, and pretending you can do so just makes you look ignorant and goofy. in my opinion.
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