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Do you guys know respectable mexicans absolutely LOATHE Emilia Pérez and a mexican trans woman did a short film in like a week mocking it and called it Johanne Sacreblue and it's all french sterotypes and at some point it has Ladybug and Chat Noir fighting a mime in the background while the characters talk and the amount of rats in the scene increases each time the frame changes? It's important to me that people know this

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How fandom portrays the Batfam's reaction to Bruce not murdering the Joker after Jason's death:

Bruce: I can't do it. I just can't.

Alfred: Kill the Joker.

Barbara: Kill the Joker.

Tim: Don't, but my mind can be changed.

Dick: Kill the Joker.

How it is actually in the comics:

Bruce: I really want to kill the Joker, but I shouldn't and I will not.

Alfred: Don't.

Leslie: Don't.

Barbara: Don't.

Jim: Don't.

Tim: Don't.

Jean-Paul: If you had killed him, your son wouldn't be dead.

Dick: Don't, and I'm going to beat that blond bitch that thinks he's a better Batman than you.

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Tim deciding to put a piece of paper with the Robin logo on it over the Batman symbol on the chair is already amazing (did he draw that? print it out?) but I like how Dick also specifically chose to sit in it while visiting during the parent teacher conference even though he didn't have to. "oh cool Tim made a Robin chair I gotta use it"

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It's raining nonstop where I am so I'm just picturing the Batfam during a flood.

Red Robin uploads a TikTok from the safety of a roof saying "watch him go!" As Red Hood keeps trying to drive his bike against the current. A big wave comes by and he's slowly dragged downhill. The caption reads "don't drive during floods".

Batman and Robin are on the ground helping civilians out of cars when the intensity doubles and in minutes Damian goes from wading knee deep in the water to swimming. The emergency batfloaties get triggered and he floats away as Bruce fails to grab him by half an inch. "Robin serenely drifting in the current" becomes a meme.

Someone takes a picture of a very flustered spoiler trying to squeeze the water out of her cape. The second she lets go the weight of the water makes her fall ass over backwards. Black Bat ends up giving her her waterproof cape.

Signal makes mirages of sharks in the water to scare the shit out of any criminals. Oracle uploads the recordings with Benny hill as background music. Bludhaven escapes the worst of the storm and Nightwing sends pictures to the group chat patting the barely wet concrete just to rub it in. He still slips on a puddle and eats shit, Barbara sends that to the group chat.

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Tim: I am at a loss for words

Bruce: Despite being lost for words, Tim yelled at me for forty-five minutes

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Shout-out to the bumper sticker I saw the other day that made me feel one second of pure, incandescent rage, which I have replicated in complete accuracy below:

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proximity

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Something quick 😓

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Trying to post consistently but I’m lazy🥲 also diff coloring style teehee

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Anyway, I love them [From Nightwing (2016-) #80]

Also bonus image from #81 just because I really need people to know that Tim was the one that named her "Bitewing" but don't feel like making a separate post:

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young JUST US !!!!!!!

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Batman: I don’t trust you. I trust no one. Trust is the enemy.

Also Batman: I’m right. Trust me on this.

Justice League: …no.

Batman: *surprised pikachu face*

Superman: …well, I trust you, at least.

Batman: You shouldn’t.

Flash: Then why were you so surprised when we said we didn’t trust you?

Batman:

Batman:

Batman: …

Robin: He thinks you all are idiots!

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The Robins meeting their future selves:

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Robin Dick: So we didn’t kill the man that killed our parents?

Nightwing Dick: Ah, Damian was cosmic justice for what I put B through, got it. That makes so much sense.

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Robin Jason, craning his head back and looking up at his older self: Oh, I became an asshole

Red Hood Jason, mentally: he's so small, how was I ever this small? When did I ever smile like that?

Red Hood Jason, verbally: Watch it twerp

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Robin Tim: We are as bad as B was, and why are we still even in the cape business??

Red Robin Tim: first off, rude.

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Robin Steph: So we finally wore B down completely?

Batgirl/Spoiler Steph, with a bat symbol on her chest: Didn't even have to get adopted like the other idiots

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Robin Damian, disappointed, with sword drawn: We are the blood son of the bat, and heir to the al Ghuls! We shed blood for others, not heal it.

Doctor Damian, equally disappointed: Was I really the angry and tiny? No wonder Timothy didn’t take my murder attempts seriously.

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Bonus, Duke:

We Are Robin Duke: We really get to work with the Batman? With the Robins? Wear the symbol?

Signal Duke, who has seen the disaster that the Batfamily is, but wants his younger self to have to suffer figuring that out for himself: Yup, we're the first day time vigilante too

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Happy pride month or whatever.

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Actually, people are good by nature and you’re a fool if you think otherwise.

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it’s soukoku over for me

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