dazzlemma
dazzlemma
Chaotic Desert Cryptid
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Autistic and bi, kissing haters goodbye.27, she/her. Theme by @laighlin
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dazzlemma · 1 year ago
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A friend of mine said "Megatron and Starscream start throwing hands as someone calmly sips the Cybertron equivalent of tea in the foreground" and I had to draw it immediately
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dazzlemma · 2 years ago
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And finally, my fic for the @tf-bigbang
It’s been a difficult process getting this project finished up the past month. I couldn’t have done it without the support of the moderators for the event and my wonderful artist I’ve been partnered with, @glasspunkart
The beautiful piece for this work can be found here:
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dazzlemma · 2 years ago
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Finally, my preview for the @tf-bigbang
What we have here folks, is a story of two sad, broken gay men being sad and broken and gay together. It is my interpretation of how an Overlord x Trepan relationship might form in the Shattered Glass universe. Not really a slow burn, but lots of comfort sought after past hurt. Like, tooth-rotting amounts of fluff in this one.
Lovely art for the fic has been done by @glasspunkart and I can’t wait for everyone to see the full thing!
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dazzlemma · 2 years ago
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dazzlemma · 2 years ago
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My preview for @tf-bigbang ❤️ with @dazzlemma 's incredible fic
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dazzlemma · 2 years ago
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No, no, you see, he DOES write women, but they all have to be utterly insane misandrists.
7 truths and a lie... Marvel comics edition
Skids the van falls in love with a human cowgirl named Charlene
2. Blaster zooms down a highway using two Autobots in car mode as skates
3. A villainess kidnaps Blaster, Perceptor, and several mini-bots, dismantling them and hanging their faces on a wall
4. Soundwave forces Megatron into his gun mode, throws him into the sea, and (temporarily) takes over as Decepticon leader
5. Shockwave comes to earth and gets his aft beat by the Dinobots
6. A gangster finds Megatron stuck in his gun form (a normal-sized pistol in the comics) and uses him to go on a crime spree
7. The space bridge between earth and Cybertron looks like a normal suspension bridge, and is the alt-mode of a transformer named Spanner
8. Ratchet doesn't understand that earth machines aren't sentient and tries to talk a traffic light into turning green
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dazzlemma · 2 years ago
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5K RAFFLE
ENERGON CRYSTALS IT IS!
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To Celebrate hitting 5k here on Tumblr I am going to hold a RAFFLE! There will be 3 Winners who will get a box of my Resin Energon Crystals as well as a bunch of other little resin whatnots! Rules:
Reblog this post
Be subscribed to ShapeOfMetal
PO Box or mailing address in America
(International shipping is too pricy these days TuT)
The winners will be decided next week July 12th via a randomizer.
While you can reblog this multiple times I will only count the first one.
Good Luck~
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dazzlemma · 2 years ago
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dazzlemma · 2 years ago
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dazzlemma · 2 years ago
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dazzlemma · 2 years ago
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smoking whatever made that hill silent
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dazzlemma · 2 years ago
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at any given moment there are at least 2 pickles out there in the world
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dazzlemma · 2 years ago
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well the difference is that stalactites are for sucking and stalagmites are for fucking
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dazzlemma · 2 years ago
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Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands
Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please
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dazzlemma · 2 years ago
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And with your help we can make it 100%.
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dazzlemma · 2 years ago
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dazzlemma · 2 years ago
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just like enamored by this interaction i had yesterday and again today with this old gay man…not to be like ‘oh what a feeling to see someone who has survived’ but literally that & today we actually ended up chatting and he asked me “are you family?” which i didn’t catch at all until he gave me an extremely knowing look (chin tilt, raised eyebrow. and he really just had such a shine about him, too) and i just got flooded with this big stupid feeling thinking about how much he has seen and known…about many things but esp lgbt community as it exists offline and historically & how if i were to ask, and were somehow able to know, there are 1000 different lifetimes in his, i’m sure. his name is leonardo
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