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#someone in the notes said ātumblr bubble vs real lifeā AND LIKE YEAH#but also st gave me happy fuck him on the floor Friday or at least my favorite version of it :)
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I remember when people pretended to care about bees for a few years because they were an indicator species and now Iām getting replies to that post like āidc if all bugs die as long as we get rid of mosquitos and flies and cockroachesā YOURE GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!!! WE WILL DIE TOO!!!!! WE WILL ALL DIE WITHOUT BUGS!!!! IM NOT KIDDING!!!!
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new Andromaquynh divorce proceedings just dropped
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#last things I bought were multivitamins my Zoloft and teeth whitening strips#and theyāre the ones that dissolve in ur mouth so in a way Iām already going to be eating all of these
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Hannibal (2013-2015)
3x13 - āThe Wrath of the Lambā
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so it turns out connor hawke w realistic coloring is the world's most beautiful man, & i will be forever mourning what could have been if dc colorists in the nineties weren't allergic to the colour brown.
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damn they werenāt lying that mental health medication CAN make the heat even more unbearable
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they say a dog is a man's best friend. and a woman's best friend? well it's the walking corpse of course
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reductress continues to support the malan agenda
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you know whatās a good feeling? a real good feeling?
when sunbeams do this.




that is all.
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somewhat virgin olive oil
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put your answer in the tags
#my biological mom? never#my step mom? a few times a year depends on whatās going on#I think Iāve only seen her the one time this year so far? maybe twice??
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BIANCA BELAIR WWE SmackDown, April 25th, 2025
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I donāt think this is what they mean when they say to make a to-do list.
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you spongebob Theād the thing
#listen u could get this colored in how u want it and then put it in a little plastic sleeve so u can write ur actual to do list on it#with an expo marker#or laminate it
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No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog
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