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u gotta be careful reblogging posts cuz what if you see it drowned in water later

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STOP LINKING ATTRACTIVENESS WITH MORALITY (“notice how the person with the bad opinion is ugly?”)

STOP LINKING WEIGHT WITH MORALITY (“lmao look how fit all the people with Good Opinion are, Person I Hate is Fat”)

STOP LINKING AGE WITH MORALITY (“people with Good Opinion just don’t age I swear!”)

STOP LINKING HEALTH WITH MORALITY (“Well xyz health problem is what Person I Hate gets for being shitty!”)

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

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astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.

balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.

fruit snacks are missing.

multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.

physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.

conclusions: ???????

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Where’s the fucking post of the guy with the huge chain whipping the swat team

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animation seems hard i deadass can't tell the difference

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i have a folder dedicated to "bad math memes" i made on mspaint in 2022. a friend of mine said tumblr would eat them up? but you know... i'll post one just to test the waters

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working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”

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sometimes i feel ive got to

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Found this news article randomly and can i just say GIVE HER HER FUCKING MONEY BACK RIGHT NOW.

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love reacting with emojis in discord . #1 activity . i am listening and nodding but i dont have anything to say or itd be rude to intrude . emojis my best friend

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I've been thinking about what foods and dishes would be possible in Minecraft recently...

So, have some recipes for the dedicated caver! For when you've been underground for days and you're running out of food, here are some recipes that can be made entirely with things found deep below the earth. Bon appétit!

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i am not immune to the "character's eyes glow when they use their powers" trope