dazzlingphoenix

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I've been thinking about what foods and dishes would be possible in Minecraft recently...

So, have some recipes for the dedicated caver! For when you've been underground for days and you're running out of food, here are some recipes that can be made entirely with things found deep below the earth. Bon appétit!

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i am not immune to the "character's eyes glow when they use their powers" trope

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great! now do the same medical study with women

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i tried to make a venn diagram but my migraine is ironically too bad for me to have the brain power to take the time to fix the proportions and then i locked one of the text layers and got pissed off and gave up. but i kind of like it all fucked up like this

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how do you feel about fan art for your au? is tagging you okay? I don't want to clog up your inbox haha

PLEEASE tag me if you draw anything i shit my pants every time WAAHH

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A PROFESSIONAL DOMINATRIX JUST CALLED ME A GOOD BOY?????

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So many people I want to attack. So many cool characters. So many revenges. 9 days left

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I reference this meme so often and nobody ever gets the reference. It's so distressing

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tumblr is the funniest social media site to go viral on

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what can't women do when we decide to do it together

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love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

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gwah

Gwah !

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Dont worry... ILL date Pink, so Spamtenna can happen! Itll be a hard, difficult sacrifice to make, but it must be my burden to bear. Mine alone. Only I can date Pink to save the Spamtenna. Only me. I gotta date Pink. Its the rules. I absolutely dont want to do this. But i must. Nobody else can. Only me.

thank you for your brave sacrifice anon…….. i know it must be very hard……. but i’m glad someone is stepping up.