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do you ever have those bloggers that you know by a nickname you kinda just gave them and you get excited to see them on your dash even though you’ve barely/never spoken to them ever

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ship asks

what is your absolute favorite ship?

what ship do you hate most?

what was your first ship, and what fandom is it from?

explain why do/don’t ship [pairing]

how did you start shipping [pairing]?

is there a ship that you used to ship, but don’t anymore?

what’s a ship you like that most people don’t?

what’s a ship you hate that most people like?

what is the most underrated ship, in your opinion?

what is the most overrated ship, in your opinion?

do you prefer [pairing] as an otp, brotp, or notp?

why do you think [pairing] is so popular?

why do you think [pairing] isn’t popular?

rate [pairing] from 1-10 and explain why

what’s your favorite headcanon of [pairing]?

what’s your favorite canon moment of [pairing]?

favorite AU ideas for [pairing]?

rant about [pairing]

what’s a meme/quote that reminds you of [pairing]?

what song(s) remind you of [pairing]?

what kind of dates do you think [pairing] would go on?

realistically, do you think [non-canon pairing] will ever be canon? why or why not?

have you ever written fanfiction/drawn fanart of [pairing]? would you consider it?

any other questions?

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<3

Dwight: I mean, I'm sure you think I'm pretty lame...

Jake: (shakes his head)

Dwight: I can't do anything right. I can't even start a fire.

Jake: You talk a lot, you know that?

Dwight: I know. Sorry.

Jake: Don't be... I like the sound of your voice.

Dwight:

Jake:

Dwight: (laughs nervously) You-you're funny... (blushing)

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Nea: Is that Jake?

Entity: That’s his replacement, his name is Steve.

Jake: I NEVER ASKED FOR A REPLACEMENT-

Entity: Shush peasant.

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Dwight: I like it when we go out on dates. My favorite date so far was when we went ice skating..

Jake: I was staring at the ice since your ass was reflecting off of it.

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See what your followers think of you (DBD Edition)

I saw one of these going around and thought it would be funny to make a DBD themed one. 

Dwight Fairfield: If I saw you get into a locker, I’d sell you out to the killer.

Claudette Morel: I’m too shy to talk to you but I would like to be your friend.

Meg Thomas: Your blog gives me the energy to go out and make my own content.

Jake Park: I have no interest in talking to you, but I like your blog.

Nea Karlsson: I’m a huge lesbian for you.

Laurie Strode: If I was your babysitter, I wouldn’t let my brother kill you.

Ace Visconti: Get in my bed and I’ll show you a good time ;)

Bill Overbeck: I’d sacrifice myself for your safety.

Feng Min: You’re my competition and I won’t hesitate to sandbag you.

David King: I want to punch your lights out.

Quentin Smith: I’d trust you to watch over me while I slept.

David Tapp: If you were killed by an old deranged man I’d lose my mind trying to get revenge.

Kate Denson: Seeing you on my dash makes me want to write a song about you.

Adam Francis: You’ve taught me something new.

Jeff Johansen: Sometimes the things you post scare me.

Jane Romero: You’re a really cool person and I admire you from afar.

Ash Williams: I want to flip flop all over you.

The Trapper: A lot of your posts give me the Chuckles.

The Wraith: When I see you my heart goes BING BONG! BING BONG!

The Hillbilly: I hope you get chainsaw sniped across the map.

The Nurse: You make me feel passionate when everything else makes me feel cold.

The Shape: I’ve been following you for a long time.

The Hag: You look like a tasty snacc~

The Doctor: You’re a genius and I wish more people recognized that.

The Huntress: I love you like you are my own daughter.

The Cannibal: I’d love to go on a date and make dinner with you. :)

The Nightmare: We interacted once, but I don’t think you remember me.

The Pig: I’d like to play a game with you.

The Clown: You make me feel kinda funny, like I just got gassed up.

The Spirit: You make me want to cry sometimes.

The Legion: I’d like to collaborate with you on something.

The Plague: The stuff you post makes me wanna puke.

The Ghost: I only just started following you, but I like what I see.

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Random HeadCanons I had Thought of—

Meg is lowkey an intense rocker fan, she just doesn’t show it.

David doesn’t go to the pub all the time, instead; he does golf. His hands being bruised up is him accidentally smacking his hand against his bedstand when he wakes up in the morning.

Jake likes to talk a lot; he is just afraid of the judgemental kiddos around him.

Freddy doesn’t exist, Quentin thinks so because he is up all night playing horror games.

Ash and Bill are the best of friends.

I might add more later in a different post. 🤔 I’ll possibly start posting Head-Canons with my DBD Scenarios, would be dope to have a new change in pace. We shall see tomorrow. :)

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David: So Quentin-

Quentin: Shut up, I’m focused..

David: Uh.. Y’er just layin’ there.

Quentin: CAN’T A GUY GET SOME PEACE AND QUIET ANYWHERE HERE

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All Male Survivors: *Big and chunky*

Jane: Hold my fat-

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Jake: Babe, come here for a second..

Dwight: What’s up?

Jake: There is a Ratata over there—

Dwight: Uh.. that’s just Ghostface..

Jake: Ima just go whoop his ass, I’ll be right back.

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Jeff: Let me go die in a hole please.

Nea: No, you hoe.

Jeff: *Starts to walk towards said hole*

Nea: *cocks gun* I won’t hesitate bitch.

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Dwight: *currently checking out Jake in his new cosmetic* What a hottie..

Jake: Like what you see babe? *flexes*

David: *Pushes him aside* IM SHIRTLESS BITCH, BACK THE FUCK UP—

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Dwight: Why do I always end up falling for the bad ones?

Jake: If you think fighting Amanda was bad, check this out! *Walks over to a tree*

Dwight: Wait, what are you doing?

Jake: *Rips a piece with his teeth*

Dwight: Jake?

Jake: *SCREAMS*

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David: *Punches Michael*

Michael: *Stares awkwardly*

Laurie: *Punches Michael*

Michael: *Cries*