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I think about this every hour of every day of every month by the way

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I love parents in gay dramas. What Did You Eat Yesterday? / Kinou Nani Tabeta?

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I thought we had something. Well, I hoped we had something.

I was wrong.

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"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired

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no but seriously why is the font so BIG

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I haven't logged into Tumblr for 3 years and everyone I know is gone 🥲

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dear white male writers: DO NOT DO THIS

These horrific, sexist, racist paragraphs - screenshotted and shared for posterity by James Smythe, to whom we are all indebted - are the work of one Liam O’Flynn, a writer and English teacher. Evidently, they come from his book Writing With Stardust: the Ultimate Descriptive Guide for students, parents, teachers, and lovers of English, and are intended as examples of good writing.

UM.

Dear white male writers: DO NOT DO THIS SHIT. IT IS SUPER GROSS AND FETISHISTIC AND ALSO TERRIBLE WRITING. THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS. 

Like I just. “Her virility-brown eyes -” WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN? How can you have an “Amazonian figure” ON a “wafer-thin body” when “figure” is a word that describe’s a body’s shape, and Amazonian means pretty much the DIRECT FUCKING OPPOSITE of “wafer-thin” in the first place?  What the shitting fuck does ANY of this mean, apart from “I am only nebulously familiar with the concept of women and completely at a loss if I can’t compare their various bodyparts to jewels, animals and footstuffs”?

STOP 

GO TO WRITING JAIL

GO DIRECTLY TO WRITING JAIL, DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200

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"woman"? no, you misheard. i'm an omen.

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Why did this description remind me of artificial grass lmaoooo can y'all imagine

heyyyyyy museum chick coming in to announce that this description of the gallery

Plush pine-green carpet went wall to wood-paneled wall in the two-story showroom.

wouldn’t be found dead in a museum (or gallery). museums are plain bc the focus needs to be on the artifacts or paintings or what-have-you inside. the walls would be plain beige paint or cream paint or something and the floors wouldn’t be fucking pine green carpet

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There's a Viktoria now? Great

As Viktoria made her graceful approach, Bryce gave no acknowledgement of the stunning female who usually made people of all Houses do a double take.

😒

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Oh my god people are genuinly happy china banned ao3. Yall have brainworms i swear

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Frankly I think all the people happy about AO3 being banned in china should be banned from the site. If you hate it so much then it's a perfect solution

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Seeing how antis are reacting to the news that ao3 was banned in china kind of just proves everything anti-antis say about them.

They truly don't care about the fact that marginalized people are the ones affected about this, how it's undeniable that the reason is because china is anti-LGBTQ, or that this is a big sign of an oppressive government. As long as the "dirty porn" is erased, they will celebrate every bit of that.

Take note LGBTQ antis who think other antis are just against "problematic material". They are not on your side and would gladly step all over you to get their way.

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Everytime I see any of you, esp Westerners, complaining about Ao3 for hosting dark fics, lemme remind you of the ppl in China who are not free from censorship. Y’all bitches are so privileged

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A CHILD.

this is so fucking funny