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I'm Dan. I live in Chicago and get around this city on a bike. I mostly put pictures here because I'm not too good at writing. I game a little bit; I'm on Steam and Xbox Live as dciskey if you want to be Internet friends. That's also my Twitter ID if you require up-to-the-moment information.
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dciskey · 6 hours ago
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dciskey · 1 day ago
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I want you to remember:
The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.
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dciskey · 2 days ago
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dciskey · 2 days ago
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I work retail, and have for many years now. I'm not an easily fazed person and have a Talk No Shit, Take No Shit mentality. However, I also have a pretty intense anxiety disorder on top of other mental health issues and when I started 6+ years ago there were some customers who got to me.
So, to all the workers facing Karens and Kens out in the wild, here's my advice - cry.
If you have the type of relationships with your coworkers and managers that will support you, don't try to hold it in. Cry like the overworked, underpaid peon you are.
Nothing terrifies an asshole Karen like the indisputable proof that their actions/words are affecting you as a real live person. They feel perfectly entitled to cuss out a cashier over a wrong order/no cash policy/ face mask mandate but when that person starts to cry and asks them why they'd say such mean things? A whole other story, my friend.
There's no way to make that situation look good to the manager they demanded to speak with, either. My manager literally got a security guard fired for being so verbally abusive he made one of her employees cry.
This strategy has multiple benefits -
1. You're not standing there trying to pen up your emotions, crying is a great physical release for negative emotions and you may very well feel somewhat better afterwards.
2. The person who precipitated the situation is forced to not only see you as a person with feelings, but also has to confront the fact that their abuse has consequences beyond themselves.
3. It can actually give your higher-ups leverage to address these situations. 'They yelled at my employee' is one thing, but 'They yelled at my employee until they were in tears' is a waaaaay worse offense. A good manager can use that. Hell, it can get a security guard fired!
tl;dr: We live in a capitalist hell but we can work the system and cry at work to shame awful customers
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dciskey · 2 days ago
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Found several packs' worth of pokemon cards strewn across a target parking lot and took a pic to show my friends without realizing how much my outfit elevated the scene to "aftermath of a wizard duel"
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dciskey · 2 days ago
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Reminder:
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dciskey · 2 days ago
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This was an interesting read. Surprisingly nonpreachy given the subject; and well worth the time.
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dciskey · 11 days ago
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thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol
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dciskey · 13 days ago
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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.
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dciskey · 15 days ago
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dciskey · 17 days ago
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The Twilight Zone, 1963, dir. David Lowell Rich
SE04E14 Of Late I Think of Cliffordville
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dciskey · 20 days ago
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just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog
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dciskey · 26 days ago
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dciskey · 1 month ago
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In another universe, Sam Reich is part of Batman's rogues' gallery.
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dciskey · 1 month ago
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dciskey · 1 month ago
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idk if i told the full story on here but i signed up for a research study where they were testing a new opioid, and it was supposed to be up to 5 injections increasing the dose to see what people could tolerate
i got the first dose and almost immediately fainted. they had to call in a whole medical team and it was a huge fucking deal
i was kicked out of the study and got a phone call later where they were supposed to tell me what the drug was, so i could avoid it in the future. they told me it was saline water. a placebo. i fainted from the placebo effect.
anyway, it's been a few months and i just got an email from the same department asking me to be a research participant in a new study: testing the effects of open-label placebo.
open label placebo is when the subjects and the researchers all know it's a placebo. they're testing the power of my mind. my power to imagine anything.
i like to think that they chose me for this specifically based on their past experience with me. "get the guy who fainted like a little bitch boy from saline water." anyway i just submitted all my info and i'm looking forward to getting started.
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dciskey · 1 month ago
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