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I’m petty

I was literally three episodes into voltron S5 and all I got of keith was a picture from a hologram.

No lines

No movement

NOt evEn a mEnTioN

just his face frozen there like an insignificant lil emo.

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103 days until voltrom season 6

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Voltron mini spoiler I guess? Cough cough

Am I the only one, who the SECOND I saw Krolia, I was like “why this bih look like Keith. Somethings FISHYYYY”

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sorry.... ur whole life has been a lie. Ur prob adopted too

Am I the only one who used to pronounce discowing as dis-COW-ing

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The Lego Batman Movie reads like something Jason and Tim cynically wrote to mock Bruce and Dick’s early days, and that’s the tea.

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The Batboys telling their dad Happy birthday!

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In this world it’s yeet or be yeeted

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shiro and his clones

one day on a galra cruiser they find like 67 other shiros and have no choice but to let them stay on the castleship

if one shiro throws his head back and wails the rest all do it

allura opening a storage closet: ‘now where is my cape-’ dozens of shiros stacked on top of each other, blinking back at her:

pidge makes some of them stand in a line and does ten pin bowling with them. they’re the pins

coran: ‘who’s ready for dinner?! i made lasagna!’ 87 shiros at once: ‘oh goodie i love lasagna’

trying to talk to the original shiro is like playing an elaborate game of ‘where’s wally?’

the OG shiro uses this as an excuse to go and sleep in the lion hangar and get his nails painted by hunk

keith: ‘what’s on that shiro’s feet?!’ pidge: 'those are his hooves bitch don’t be rude’

speaking of keith he has 131 brothers now and they all put him into headlocks and throw him around like a football

shiro: 'oh keith, here comes your crush. everyone, lance is coming. shut up!’ 54 shiros at once: 'shut up! his crush! shut up! shut up! his crush!’ lance, who heard everything: :0

if you poke one shiro in the stomach the rest of them can all feel it, and they scream like those grey rubber duck toys ’aaaaAaAaaAaAAAAAAAHHH’

shiro: 'kinda wanna die’ shiro #2: 'oh me too’ shiro #67: 'oh me too’ shiro #456: 'oh me too’

pidge: 'so i was watching all the shiros and cleaning my seeing-eye holes-’ hunk: 'do you have to call your glasses that’

lance isn’t feeling too well so he goes to shiro’s room like 'hey can i talk to you about some stuff?’, and multiple shiros crawl out from the cupboard and under the bed and drop from the ceiling like 'what’s wrong lance? what’s wrong buddy?’

the black lion picks them up and tumbles around with them like they’re her kittens

speaking of the OG shiro he’s been sitting in the castleship’s attic the entire time drinking capri suns and reading 'the very hungry caterpillar’

when keith is sad at least 90 of them start breakdancing gently in front of him like 'what’s wrong son’

lance: 'i say vol and you say tron! vol-!’ all the shiros, stopping their pushups to yell ’-tron!!!!’

hunk with a megaphone: 'when any of the other shiros do anything, the rest of you all have to say kin, ok?’

one shiro tripping over his feet: 'ah shit!’ 677 other shiros: 'kin’

allura: 'i wish i could clone myself. if there was more than one of me then things would actually get done around here. we could form allura-tron’

they figure out how to reverse the damage and get rid of all the shiros, and they have a tearful goodbye

keith: 'i’ll miss you guys :’)’ 308 shiros whispering at once 'make sure you kiss lance’ keith: 'he can- he can hEAR you idiots!!’

OG shiro: 'oh they’re gone?’ allura: 'everything will go back to normal now!! you don’t have to sit by yourself in the attic all day’

shiro: 'haha that’s great!’ shiro internally: 'F U C K!!!!!!’

for #takeshiroback2k18

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Percy: Let’s do something REALLY scary!

Nico: We could go to bed early and be alone with our thoughts.

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Bruce: And who’s your favorite superhero!

Dick: Superman!

Jason: Wonder Woman!

Tim: Nightwing!

Bruce: …All of you, get out of my house.

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Dick Grayson legit killed the Joker once and then Bruce gave him CPR and revived him and said he did it for Dick’s own good because he’d regret it later and Dick was just like I DID WHAT I DID OLD MAN. But 100000 fanfic writers still think he’s a goody two shoes because that’s what Jason calls him, like they’ve never had siblings and don’t know that your older brother could full on murder a clown and you’d still call him a goody two shoes because how else are you supposed to complain about being hardcore and misunderstood?

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Barry: hey, wanna watch a movie?

Diana: sure, which one?

Barry: I don’t know, lemme see… Oh, I got Captain America?

Diana: What’s it about?

Barry: oh, it’s so good! It’s about a pilot named Steve, he fights in the WW and he dies in a plane crash but the catch is-

Diana:

Barry: are you ok-

Diana:

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Frank: Hazel said a bad word today.

Nico: Where the fuck did she learn that?

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Who did Damian fight or tried to fight in the Batfamily?

All of them.

Don’t believe me?

Bruce Wayne: ☑

Dick Grayson: ☑

Jason Todd: ☑

Tim Drake: ☑

Duke Thomas: ☑

Barbara Gordan: ☑

Stephanie Brown: ☑

Cassandra Cain:  ☑

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Jason: I’m Richard Grayson’s emergency contact.

Nurse: You’re here to pick him up?

Jason: I’m here to be removed as his emergency contact.

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Zeus: Am I a bad father, Jaden?

Jason: My name is Jason.

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Lance? Where is my Marmora suit?

I put it away.

Where?

Why do you need to know?

I need it! The universe in danger!

Voltron is in danger!

You tell me where my suit is, Lance! We are talking about the greater good!

Greater good? We are partners! Voltron is the greatest good you are ever gonna get!