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darlingnikkibella:

I do know it. Bite me, I’m hungover and couldn’t remember her name.

I only bite in specific situations. 🤔 I don’t think you do know.

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He looks like a proper upstanding citizen.

dcvitt:

I still don’t know who Rick is.

Rick Astley. The guy who sang that song.

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darlingnikkibella:

Google failed me.

I’m hurt you had to google that, and didn’t just know MY mythology.

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darlingnikkibella:

Then I’ll just have to resort to extreme measures then. I’ll find Balor’s wife Cethlynn and destroy her.

Cethlenn, lass.

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darlingnikkibella:

I’ll flick Holy Water on your demon ass.

Such a myth. Wouldn’t hurt a bit.

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Not for long!

Bray exists though ;)

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You can’t join forces with something that doesn’t exist. ;)

darlingnikkibella:

I’m not old! Don’t make me kick your demon butt.

Impossible! Old people can’t fight the demon.

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See, there were two guys locked in a lunatic asylum and one night… one night, they decided they didn’t like that anymore. They decided to escape. So, they made it up to the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see rooftops, stretching across town, stretching to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across, no problem. But his friend, oh, no way, he’s afraid of falling. So, the first guy has an idea. He says, “Hey, I got this flashlight with me. I’ll shine it across the gap between the buildings and you can walk across the beam and join me.” But the second guy says, “What do you think I am, crazy? You’ll just turn it off when I’m halfway across!”

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kevlnowens:

I would only use it to describe a thing or myself…not really other people.

Hmm. Very strange, Kev.. very strange.

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darlingnikkibella:

I’m not old! Don’t make me kick your demon butt.

Impossible! Old people can’t fight the demon.

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I still don’t know who Rick is.

dcvitt:

Whose Rick?

Oh… my god I can’t believe I wasted a perfectly good rick roll on you.

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darlingnikkibella:

I’m only 32.

Pretty old if you ask me, darling.

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kevlnowens:

Aww, that’s cute! Glad you’re having a good time!

Never thought I would ever see, or hear you say the word.. cute.

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Whose Rick?

dcvitt:

What the heck is that?

… YOU’VE NEVER BEEN RICKROLLED????

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I can’t confirm or deny this. So, you’ll never know?

dcvitt:

Nah. I think you’re just mistaken. Your body has never worn a piece of leather in your life.

How do you know what body’s worn or hasn’t worn? Have you been stalking me for the past twenty-five years? 

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Which I will! Til I got to hit the road again for live shows.

And now you can spoil yourself today by playing with them!