dcxdp-baker
dcxdp-baker
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I am also a licensed Therapist.
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dcxdp-baker · 11 days ago
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ill keep that in mind
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dcxdp-baker · 24 days ago
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is next month still going to be avarice or are we going to call it greed?
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dcxdp-baker · 2 months ago
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one would think that gods or primordial beings would be smarter but alas we work on different moral compasses- so now the god of harvest is screaming her head of at the theft of her.. harvest yet does not care for her son as he weeps in isolation, banished because of making a snide comment about Songbird.
then again her mother would-
hm.
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dcxdp-baker · 2 months ago
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dcxdp-baker · 2 months ago
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In my absence, I may have potentially offended a celestial being who may control the weather in a meeting.
WHY THE FUCK IS IT HALEING IN FLORIDA? 😭
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dcxdp-baker · 2 months ago
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Haha, oopsie?
WHY THE FUCK IS IT HALEING IN FLORIDA? 😭
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dcxdp-baker · 3 months ago
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Hello
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dcxdp-baker · 3 months ago
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Did Songbird’s mother just disguise herself as her brother and.. why is she wearing a jester- oh.
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dcxdp-baker · 3 months ago
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Apple cider?
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ignore me today yall. shit's fucked in life stuff rn. considering a -cide of some kind. maybe homicide. maybe something else
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dcxdp-baker · 3 months ago
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your a licensed therapist?
Beware that license was given to me by my coworker. I believe they mistook me for my clone (who is a therapist. not yet licensed since I "stole" it).
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How did you know "I" was a licensed therapist..?
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dcxdp-baker · 3 months ago
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Uh huh. But are you aware that people can see your hashtags?
And I don’t mean just me.
Everyone.
Unconventional means of meddling seen by @dcxdp-baker
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dcxdp-baker · 3 months ago
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Want a Cookie ?
@dcxdp-baker
Yes, I want a cookie
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dcxdp-baker · 4 months ago
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I would if it weren’t for the fact that I’m stuck on babysitting S-
…We’ll leave it at that.
”Okay how are these boomers getting on here? Some of you are as old or older than time. Go to a retirement home boomers.”
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dcxdp-baker · 4 months ago
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🍪🍪🍪
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@dcxdp-baker
Oh! Sure!
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dcxdp-baker · 4 months ago
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@dcxdp-baker
Oh! Sure, thank you, Sir.
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dcxdp-baker · 4 months ago
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The fact you're pleading says enough.
@dcxdp-baker "open arms" looking ahh
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dcxdp-baker · 4 months ago
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What.
@dcxdp-baker "open arms" looking ahh
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