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I'm playing The Vanishing of Ethan Carter and I just got to the lower mines area. What the fuck did this just turn into. I know why there's a crouch button now.

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Chocobros’ positive affirmations for your daily life 😌

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Today's my birthday and I have come out 2 perfume bottles and a fuck ton of sweets and pastries richer 😈

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Bitches be like "I don't even care about them" Why their uesp page open? 🤨🤨🤨

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South Korean lawmakers used fire extinguishers to keep out the military after the president declared martial law.

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Stay up til 2am with eye strain to perfect a side blogs theme and fucking up everything more than twice, yeah that was a very good use of my time

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tonight we fuckin in the Nosferatu (2024) promotional popcorn sarcophagus

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Hermaeus Mora, Daedric Prince of Forbidden Knowledge

Gardener of Men, Master of the Tides of Fate, Scryer, the Great Eye, and my personal favorite title of his, the Abyssal Cephaliarch

I just know that every single book in Apocrypha is uncomfortably moist.

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Don't forget Nerveshatter, the only Warhammer that gives you that urge to stick your entire arm in the middle, just because. Looks so beautiful in sunlight, enemies will go mad just looking at those spikes!

Skyrim Warhammers Tiered on Whackability

F-Tier: Dawnguard Rune, Orcish, Ebony

These are far too pointy and lack weight. Especially Dawnguard Rune. I enjoy the elegant cylindrical head, but it's giving aluminum. The Ebony Warhammer is actually quite ugly and inelegant, and the Orcish Warhammer has such a large mouth that it's no good for whacking at all. BAD.

D-Tier: Iron, Steel, Dwarven

Mhm, mhm, yes yes. Much more solid here, however, both steel and iron are still far too pointy. Dwarven is perfect for cudgeling, however, it unfortunately looks too small and lacks weight. 0/10 would not whack it.

C-Tier: Nordic, Daedric, Glass, Elven

A truly reprehensible level of pointy, however, these hammers clearly have some weight to them and can WHACK. I especially feel that the Elven Warhammer would be excellent for whacking.

B-Tier: Volendrung, Champion's Cudgel, Ancient Nord Warhammer

Volendrung could feasibly be S tier but they overdesigned it and made it fucking POINTY. Solid whack but NO POINTY.

Champion's Cudgel is pointy done correctly. Love the tenderizer. But not higher because I don't like the looks of that head weld.

Ancient Nord Warhammer is one solid whack, however I doubt its structural integrity, I do feel that the handle may snap.

A-Tier: Dragonbone

NOW THAT'S A SOLID WHACK. Idk why it has a little keychain holder but sure. Who tf is gonna run up on the guy with a dragon hip bone hammer? Structurally solid. Based. Nice quality welds. If you're using any hammer below this tier, kill yourself.

S-Tier: Stahlrim Warhammer

This is the SINGLE GREATEST WEAPON IN SKYRIM. THIS IS A GIANT PIECE OF ICE ROCK ATTACHED TO A HANDLE. WHACK. WHACK WHACK. WHACK WHACK. 10/10 WOULD FUCKING WHACK.