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You can only reblog this today.

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Good idea.

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Problems:

I want this story to be written

I don’t want this story to be written by anyone but me

I don’t want to write this story

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Catcalls are wrong but dog calls are cool. (This dude just drove by me walking my dog in a pickup and u was nervous for a sec when he perked his head out the window and slowed down but he just yelled “your dog is awesome. Have a good day!” That’s cool).

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Woman’s clothes manufacturers need to learn how to do 3 things:

1. Make white shirts opaque

2. Give us pockets on our pants and skirts (even the formal ones! It’s not a point of pride just a basic usefulness factor).

3. Make shorts that, after 10 minutes on someone with thicker thighs (read: a type of regular human thighs) will not become underwear.

Thank you.

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Obsessed with Neil Gaiman's new Tumblr bio

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I wish i had a project like this in school. To be fair though I would do something moronic like writing to Rowling or Shakespeare, to authors i like to believe dio not reside among the living anymore, and who i wouldn’t take advice from if it were shoved down my throat, all for a good grade, but still. My academic habits aside, teachers, this is an awesome project idea.

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This is why i got on tumblr in the first place lol - me and every bookworm ever.

I love that Tumblr is like “We got Neil Gaiman to do a question and answer session so send in your questions and maybe he’ll answer them!” as though the man hasn’t spent the last few years hanging out here answering random questions and cementing himself as a widely beloved fixture of this site

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Cold water tastes infinitely better than warm or hot water. Don’t brother arguing.

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Ok but can we talk about how efficient the instagram algorithm is? Like mine just straight up diagnosed me with adhd. And it’s not wrong.

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In English?!

You’re an astronaut exploring a nearby planet that could harbor life, and to your delight, you find what seems to be an intelligent alien. However, they seem scared. To your surprise, the alien yells into a communication device “CODE RED! CODE RED! A HUMAN HAS ESCAPED EARTH!”

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Knight seduces dragon. Dragon turns into princess. Princess has access to royal treasury. Voila!

The Princess is dead. Eaten by the very dragon you had been sent to save her from. However, as you realize that the wise and ancient beast knows shape-shifting magic, and would very much like an entire royal treasury for it’s hoard, a scheme begins to form…

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I wrote a story abt this!!!!

“She’s got piles of gold and treasure and has never once paid any taxes! I’ll be blunt—If you don’t do your job and conduct the audit, I’m going to have to let you go.” “…but she’s a dragon!”

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Please!