i've eaten the world supply of peanut butter cups and now no one can stop me. liz | bi | they/she | chaotic dumbass
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love how every bad guy in spn tries to convince a side character that the winchesters are just using them and that they don’t really care for them and then the show just. doesn’t prove them wrong
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this is the no good marill of disenfranchisement reblog to die someday
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guy who listens to tool: hey man you ever listened to tool?
guy who lives near a construction site:

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why do US military bootboys walk around in public in their cringe costumes all the time
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i think we should tear down the statue of liberty and replace it with a statue of armor king from tekken twice it’s size and i think he should spray a umongous cloud of rat poison from his mouth twice every day at 12 AM/PM killing everyone
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sorry for being a bad exchristian i don’t know any bible facts
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girlfriend chuckles sardonically at your order then tells the waiter to bring you a small cheeseburger from the kids menu instead
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