ddreamywitch

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I’ve been anxious all week, my heart is beating so hard I’m fairly certain I could be used to produce energy for the entire nation at this point

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Was the sex good tho?

Mediocre at best but more so because I was a little too drunk for it to be my best performance

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I lost one earring and also had sex and asked the guy for my bra back and he left me on seen what the fuck does one do now? Breaking and entering?

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I’m actually sick of this stupid fucking thing we have going on where at eight in the morning one is bombarded with terrible news and then at nine in the morning one must have breakfast and go about their day, as though there’s not children dying.

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I miss when people thought it was cool and trendy to be woke like at least there was some sort of consolation in that

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writing in my teens was like: "His name was James Shadowwalker and he was emo in all the ways a person could be emo, he was also an orphan and a brooding loner and depressed. (That's so me.)"

writing as a young adult is like: "Her name's kinda irrelevant, her friends really love her, she's got a lil cottage and drinks tea with her situationship-that's-soon-to-be-a-serious-relationship in the garden while no neurological illness ever befalls her. yay! (I wish that were me.)"

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My thing is that I cannot differentiate between me having a real crush or me romanticizing the shit out of normal interactions until they tell me they’re into me and then I usually panic because I usually do not have a crush

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Writing when you have self esteem issues is a BITCH

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Your problems = your Patron

Parental issues- St. Eugene de Mazenod

Tired - St.Joseph

Mental illness - St. Dymphna

Victim of SA - St. Maria Goretti

Problems with sexual urges - St. Augustine

Loneliness - St. John the Apostale

Vision Problems - St. Lucy

Being ugly - St. Rose of Lima

Low grades - St. Joseph of Cupertino

Fealing far away from God - St. Mary

Financial issues - St. Joseph

Risky Situation - St. Katherine of Alexandria (pls lray to her for Motorcyclist!!)

Issues with your spouse - St. Valentine

Overeating - St Charles Borromeo

Undereating - St. Catherine of Sienna

Balding - St. Agnes of Rome

Being hexed - Saint Columba of Spain

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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

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"ne'er-do-well" is such a harsh criticism like bro ne'er? e'er? like youd think at least some'imes id do well but nope. ne'er

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All this buzz about the pope has me considering a baptism

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I love this scene, but I also love how it's shot and I can't stop laughing at this camera movement and how Aegon pops in. Imagine you're overwhelmed with existential dread about your son, and your brother/husband does THIS. I cannot stop laughing.

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I need AI to disappear off of Pinterest, I want to block it or something

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I can’t bring myself to organize my life and it’s stressing me out fr

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Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

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Today I feel like I’m very much all over the place and also my stomach growled ultra loud while sitting between a literal model and my friend and it was hilarious and then I also almost fell multiple times it was all very stressful idk