Steal my condom
Where do broken condoms go
No (birth) control
You and I (plus a baby)
Through the pregnancy
Little white sperms
Better than condoms
have babies while where young
little baby
she’s not afraid (of giving birth)
what makes you parents
“We do have a really good laugh if we’re in a stupid mood. I remember once we decided to jokingly attack Paul, our tour manager. I was naked and I thought it would be a really quick fight, but it took forever, so I was stuck in a naked headlock for about ten minutes…”
not sure if this website glorifies social anxiety and self loathing or everyone has reached rock bottom and dark humor is merely a bitter form of comfort
The millions of girls that worship [One Direction] are artists in every sense: extracting wonder from the ordinary, uniting hearts and minds over miles, creating something from nothing. They are alchemists… despite their portrayal in the press and online, One Direction fans aren’t stupid. They’re cleverer, more insightful, and more creative than anyone else in music. They are the sole engineers of the band’s unbelievable success.