dead-elvis

[dead-elvis]

every time i read posts from this account i feel like im reading a ghost doing a bingo card according to being dead

woah mama they won’t let me move onto the afterlife until I say all the cliche being dead things

[dead-elvis]

whoa mama I made the list

Running total of the Elvii I know of, for science reasons. Done in the order I discovered them, not in order of creation (that’s only for the void to know)

LIST #4

151. @vampelvis

152. @artistelvispresley

153. @gay-elvis (HE RETURNS!)

154. @pr1ntsly-c0gvis-offical

155. @elvistigative-press-official

156. @union-elvis

157. @lorvis-offical

158. @frog-elvis

159. @elvis-but-morbius

160. @godzilla-elvis

161. @elvis-topala

162. @teto-presley

163. @brainrot-elvis

164. @bigfoot-elvis-official

165. @jelvis-presley

166. @princess-elvis

167. @bblvis

168. @jeselvis-christ

169. @amishpresley

170. @elvonda-odysley

171. @justelvis

172. @elvis-popeley

173. @elvisnasir

174. @ominous-elvis

175. @dead-elvis

176. @stillwakestheelvisofficial

177. @frozenelvisofficial

178. @blahaj-elvis

179. @elvisdeactivated-36746647

180. @german-elvis

181. @mothwomanelvis

182. @gelvis-presley

183. @snailvis-jr

184. @artistelvispresley

185. @elvissupportgroup

186. @elvis-preston

The total number of elvii on tumblr dot com is 184 and counting!

This list is not full, but go here to see the other lists that came before

[dead-elvis]

whoa mama I haven’t seen the sun in years

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woah mama I saw a worm today

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woah mama embalming feels kinda good actually

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woah mama someone should check on the person buried next to me I hear some screaming and banging hummina hummina

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whoa mama i’m not sure how much longer I can milk this gimmick

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whoa mama you ever felt your body rotting

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whoa mama these tourists keep walking over my grave

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You stabbed me 14 times

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this was so not worth crawling out of my grave for

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what happened to elvii solidarity

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whoa mama that was you???

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my gravestone’s pretty heavy we can throw that

Elvis isnt real he cant hurt you

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whoa mama my corpse is as organic as they come

Im so annoyed I dont wanna go back to school I wanna have an organic interaction with the Elvis parody account

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whoa mama you're dead too? im also facing the hummina hummina horrors of limbo - @elvisdeactivated-36746647

whoa mama it’s nice to know i’m not alone in death

[dead-elvis]

whoa mama at least you get heating in hell

whoa mama it’s cold down here