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broke: scar leaves his tie undone for hot guy purposes
woke: scar can't tie a tie and only pretends it's undone for hot guy purposes
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im in shock ???
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Shirt that says REJECTING ONE INCORRECTLY BLACK AND WHITE VIEW OF HISTORY FOR ANOTHER IS NOT PROGRESS
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jonny and alex calling a bonzo episode “getting off” is sick
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pov: you're Mr. Bonzo
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Some dude named Darrien:
"I barely had a pot to piss in."
Also some dude named Darrien:
"So I put in my last few grand."
"stepping off a yacht"
"in the middle of the night with a thousand-dollar case"
"I started with a couple of small tests. Nothing huge. I bet a thousand quid"
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“Hey you should tell me all your secrets so it's not awkward later” is the most autistic way to start a first date ever you cannot change my mind. Sam ily so much
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He is his own content warning
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this is going viral on the tweeter currently so. for you also. miku is not ai!!
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That's a freudian slip and a half XD
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got my hands on a field guide of californian bugs and i found that there's this one bee species in southern california that looks like this
(Actual bugs under the cut, CW for insects)
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I'm So Sorry
So a couple nights ago, I was dared to make my signature catgirl edit of Bonzo from TMAGP. It's by far the worse thing I have ever done. I'm so sorry.
Putting it under the cut bc its Fucking Bonzo.
Yeah, my first Protocol meme for this account and its a Bonzo Edit. Pretty on-brand ngl.
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Being a fan of both night vale and tma/tmagp right now is so funny because you listen to one gay eye podcast and it's like here's an utterly beautiful exploration of familial relationships, forgiveness, and the inability to fully understand and heal from familial trauma and then you listen to the other gay eye podcast and it's like here's a fucked up Mr blobby who goes to strip clubs and rips people apart and then eats them. Truly fascinating to witness.
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Reading anything horror after listening to the Magnus Archives is a trip. The solutions seem so clear. Creepy child-murdering ghost in basement? Cement. Animated bones? Cement. Woman coming out of fireplace where she was burned to death? Cement. Talk about a concrete solution.
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HAPPY 3RD BIRTHDAY TO 3RD LIFE AND THE CANARY CURSE!!!
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