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EDIT: On the advice of my legal department, I would like to formally apologize to the elderly woman I called a "beta". I was not aware that she was the goddess Athena in disguise.

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Husband called me into the bedroom to show me the tag on our mattress cover, he was very proud.

“This seems like something tumblr will like! It’ll get you all the notes…ReTumbls? It’ll get you all the ReTumbls.”

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Being a woman with really very visibly hairy legs is honestly funny as fuck if you go outside in shorts people on the street look at you like Rowley

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ik i already said this on twitter but neil gaiman and amanda palmer are the fandom kid version of grimes and elon musk

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It’s so crazy bc the lorde bush cover isn’t even like. Like that bush is barely even a bush. Like it’s more like a very neatly mowed patch of grass. Like i fuck with it so heavy but it’s crazy how scandalized ppl are. If u bitches saw the rainforest im rocking you’d hurl

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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

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On this day, 5 August 1981, after just two days on strike, 11,345 federal air traffic controllers were sacked by US president Ronald Reagan for refusing his order to return to work (content note: suicide). The workers in the extremely stressful industry had gone on strike demanding a pay increase and a reduction in working hours from 40 per week over five days to 32 per week over four days. Despite the threat of firing, only 1,300 workers crossed picket lines and returned to work. And Reagan, himself a former union leader, then fired all of the remaining strikers. The workers were then banned from federal service for life (lifted over a decade later), their union, the Professional Air Traffic Controllers Organization, was legally dissolved later in October, and military air traffic controllers were used as scab replacements until new hires could be trained. Some workers and their partners died by suicide. One striker’s wife was found hanged in her kitchen by a pile of unpaid bills. The dispute was a landmark event in the relationship between workers and employers in the US, similar to the great miners’ strike in the UK in 1984-5 which was defeated by Margaret Thatcher’s Conservative government. In both countries, much of the ability of workers to organise and win improved pay and conditions was destroyed, in a legacy which remains to this day. * We only post highlights on here, for all our anniversaries follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/wrkclasshistory https://www.facebook.com/workingclasshistory/photos/a.296224173896073/2050951438423329/?type=3

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the best time to plant a tree was 10 years ago. the second best time was 9 years and 364 days ago. the third best time was 9 years and 363 days ago. the fourth best time was

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Endlessly funny to me that I, a sex-repulsed aromantic asexual, have infinitely fewer hangups about sex and sexuality than the average heterosexual Evangelical. The thought of having sex myself makes me feel nauseous and I don't enjoy porn/most erotic content, but I am enthusiastically giving allo people who enjoy that stuff two thumbs up and defending their right to goon. I am pro-sex and pro-gooning, just not for me.

That's why it's also funny to me that a lot of aphobes and exclusionists act like asexual people are the ones driving purity culture and sexual repression. Like I'm pretty sure it's actually the religious fundamentalists who WANT to have sex/masturbate/etc but have been repressed about sexuality to the point where they think they'll go to hell if they experience sexual pleasure or desire outside of an extremely narrow context.

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as a pink lover. The ""universal""" hatred of the color pink by young girls is due to the heavy expectation of femininity forced on them. It is an expression of frustration at gender roles. It is not internalized misogyny. No you will not inevitably start liking pink as an adult and if you do that is not healing your inner divine feminine or whatever we're saying now. Its a color. 😁👍

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no I can't close my tabs. what if I accidentally close my emotional support Wikipedia page about historical instances of cannibalism that's been open for 3 years? what happens then??? what will be left of me????

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Congrats to Brennan for taking over as Game Master for Critical Role's upcoming Campaign 4! We know he'll miss making custom shoes for American Girl Dolls, but this feels like the right move.

For Dropout & Dimension 20 fans - don't worry, Brennan's still at the helm of Dimension 20. New Intrepid Heroes season(s) film later this year...and we just finished production on a side quest season that'll be arriving shortly after the conclusion of Cloudward, Ho!

Plus, there's one more Game Changer this season - featuring Brennan and a few others, and it's a doozy.

In short: don't worry, internet, you're about to get even more Brennan Lee Mulligan, Dragon Master-ing like nobody's business.

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oh? 👀

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it’s so stupid how half the internet is like “all kinks are good and beyond critique and if you disagree you are a puritan who hates all lgbt people” and the other half is like “if a woman behaves sexually on purpose in a way that isn’t explicitly femdom it is an offense to feminism and she is a traitor” like man sometimes it depends

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i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better

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map i made.

I live in a yaoi state 😔