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the feminine urge to run into the woods in the middle of a blizzard in the Canadian Rockies because my friends pulled a prank on me in my own home
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okay so wtf do you do after high school
idk you get emails
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sorry babe but the lawlight mask is staying ON
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Nintendo Announces Further Mario Cast!
FIJMU News 9-24-21
Hot off their Nintendo Direct announcements of the main cast of the upcoming Super Mario Bros. movie, Illumination and Nintendo have announced further cast for the film. These include:
Danny DeVito as "Dry Bones"
Simon Cowell as "Little Goomba"
George Clooney as "ShyGuy"
Elton John as "Lakitu" and James Earl Jones as "Cloud"

Lea DeLaria as "Big Boo"
Samuel L. Jackson as "Kirby"
Illumination has explained that Jackson as Kirby will have a post credits scene similar to his appearance in Iron Man, in which he invites Mario and Luigi to the "Super Smash Initiative."
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I've decided I'm going to kill Markiplier.
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Dorian: I would like to apologize to the haters for being an absolute snacc.
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you ever just hand things to ur pet to sniff so they can feel included
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so, mark’s hair is growin’ longer and longer, ay? :D
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