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when you see a screenshot/pic of a paragraph while scrolling through the obikin tag and have to play a little game of “is this from a fanfic or actual canon text”

and you lose every time because you think to yourself there’s no way they’re actually this crazy about each other fr, but lo and behold “Official Star Wars novelization / comics by—”

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Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars Episode III : Revenge of the Sith (2005)

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also anh is extremely funny now. 2 of the last 3 times theyve met face to face obi wan has fucked vader up SEVERELY and could have killed him but only decided not to and vader still walks into the confrontation on the death star with all the confidence in the world

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Obi-Wan Kenobi | Part III

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OBI-WAN KENOBI (2022) Part I & II + text posts / tags (credit)

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I know it’s a picture we’ve all seen

but you just can’t help but love it!

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reva: welcome to the Fuck Darth Vader Club, where we say “fuck you” to darth vader

obi-wan, standing up: i’m sorry, i’m afraid there may have been a misunderstanding—

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“Start by pulling him out of the fire and hoping that he will forget the smell. He was supposed to be an angel but they took him from that light and turned him into something hungry, something that forgets what his hands are for when they aren’t shaking. He will lose so much, and you will watch it all happen because you had him first, and you would let the world break its own neck if it means keeping him. Start by wiping the blood off of his chin and pretending to understand. Repeat to yourself “I won’t leave you, I won’t leave you” until you fall asleep and dream of the place where nothing is red. When is a monster not a monster? Oh, when you love it. Oh, when you used to sing it to sleep. Here are your upturned hands. Give them to him and watch how he prays like he is learning his first words. Start by pulling him out of another fire, and putting him back together with the pieces you find on the floor. There is so much to forgive, but you do not know how to forget. When is a monster not a monster? Oh, when you are the reason it has become so mangled. Here is your humble offering, obliterated and broken in the mouth of this abandoned church. He has come back to stop the world from turning itself inside out, and you love him, you do, so you won’t let him. Tell him that you will never know any better. Pretend to understand why that isn’t good enough.”

— Caitlyn Siehl, “Start Here”

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ANI: A Parody by Team Starkid Ani Skywalker is in the dumps. His wife is dead. He’s stuck in a bogus government job he hates. He spends most of his time staring out into space, thinking about the good old days. But things are about to change for Ani as he sets off for adventure in the galaxy’s biggest come-back…

Happy May the 4th!

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“why are obi-wan and anakin swinging laser swords at each other?”

“they’re having a fight”

“then why are they still holding hands?”

“they get sad when they fight”

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anakin is the last rotting dregs of the human soul once it has been exploited beyond the ability to recognize innate value in any life, the infected creation of person raised as property with a weapon buried in his body who has chosen to embrace the violence that destroyed him. he is also, my babygirl. i hope you have no confusions.

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