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a Disco Elysium comic inspired by one of my favourite Discworld books; have a Glorious 25th of May!

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Good friends. Motorists guide, Yellowstone National Park. 1924.

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I do have faith in this website because it’s the only place left on the internet where I don’t have to hear people say very demure very mindful very cutesy over and over and over again like they’re trying to hypnotize you

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Painted animals

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bestie what’s wrong? you’ve hardly touched your cock today

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starting a collection

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Cigarettes should be waterproof and windproof and earth proof and fireproof

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makes me sick to see people dedicating their lives to their careers and families. what about phone in bed

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tag two bitches who don't miss shit

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12 notes is viral

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this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] get 40 pounds of ribs shipped from Chicago to Uijeongbu

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it is an honor 2 be in ur computer

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house is a girl you have to take care of her

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i heard that guy doesn't have a library card let's kill him