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I worked for a popular pizza chain in college during the pandemic. We were one of the only fast food places that delivered in that town, so for those two years it was hell. I had a nightmare that I was driving, and I was stressed because I was late to work. I then realized my car was actually a hybrid Domino's pizza car conveyor belt oven thing. I pulled over and opened the trunk and was shoveling pizzas out of my car into a ditch and all I could think was, "my boss is going to kill me for wasting all this product". I woke up in a cold sweat only to discover it was my day off.

everyone has dreams about being lost at school, late to work, cant find bathroom etc but whats yalls most common Uncommon stress dream. ill always have dreams about having various problems with my fish tank

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Detect evil but it becomes increasingly clear that whoever calibrated it had some really weird moral stances.

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sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

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When the edible hits

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i think 90% of the time being like 'all my political enemies are personally miserable' is on some level cope. but when it comes to elon musk it is just obviously true and thats pretty funny

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I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.

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playing poker with my friend and he lays down a straight flush but it has two kings so i tell him that’s wrong but it’s pride month and the gay flush is allowed during this month

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Going feral for this thank you very much

People should explore crimson cursed Reynauld and Dismas more often. The temptations of freak desire and catholic guilt are right THERE.

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it's unfortunate that dorian often gets characterized as just kind of a Generic Best Friend™️ for the inquisitor, bc i feel like he's actually SO odd. juvenile delinquent child prodigy mage who kept getting into fights and dropping out of various schools. refuses to take the well of sorrows on moral grounds. progressive by tevinter noble standards, but still throwing in clunkers like "well... slavery isn't THAT bad" in conversation. but still has enough conflicted feelings about it to wallow in Tevinter Guilt about arlathan and slavery, and genuinely discusses it with solas? and then if given a few years, he does decide to do something about it. only for solas to go "sorry but i have to destroy this world :/ try to enjoy your remaining time i guess :/"

and, if you recruit him at redcliffe, there is the angle where his first major introduction to the party is... them all dying horribly of red lyrium in front of him. because of the actions of his own mentor, whom he respected a lot. while he tries to do advanced theoretical fade physics calculations in his head. i can only imagine he goes "well! we don't have time to unpack all that. where's the nearest bar" after coming back to the normal world, but jeez. he is so bizarre and i love that.

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coming out of my cage and i been doing just bad. going back in my cage because i like my cage

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actually, frankenstein is the name of the scientist. the horrible emo monster nobody wants to fucking talk to is named lord byron

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friendly reminder that i block terfs like get outta my wars in the stars blog

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(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear

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If you like the word “queer” reblog.

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This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history

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managers when you want to leave when your shift is over