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the twitter art meme 🛸🐉

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Choir boy Mikey

Priest Gerard

🧁this was so fun to do with the amazing @nopatterntomyapathy our little church au :P go see their first part and their explanation for our little au that we made with our shared brain :3🧁

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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

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oh god the gay sex band is playing the gay sex song. we're all so fucked beyond belief

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(pa kent giving The Talk voice) see when a bull and a cow love each other very much, that’s how a calf is born [remembers his son came from space] of course if the bull comes from another farm, the cow might not end up taking, but that’s alright [remembers clark might be gay] sometimes bulls also love other bulls [remembers clark is an alien again] but if the bull is from another farm, he might have a calf if he fools around with bulls from here so he should be careful.

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the impression I have of oasis from this site

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problematic sanity gap

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i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

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Wanda: No homo. We’re fresh out. We should get a new shipment in on Monday. Clint: Can you check in the back? Tony: There might be some in the closet.

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the poetic irony of a transmasc tony AU where he has JUST recovered from top surgery when he got kidnapped and the arc reactor implanted. And it seems he’s doomed to always be ashamed of his chest, and carry his past there.

transmasc tony who hypersexualized himself when he was younger in order to help with the dysphoria and tried to convince himself that people staring at his chest meant he was wanted and had done something well. Only to finally unlearn that and get top surgery. And then go right back to people staring at his chest and thinking or how valuable he is.

(let alone the newfound implications of the scene where obie looks at the arc reactor for the first time with that hungry gross look)

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Imagine Peter’s powers allow him to sense other people’s emotions. And imagine him constantly being insanely horny around Tony and feeling really dirty because his horniness is SO intense. But then after an embarrassingly long time, Peter finally realises he’s feeling doubly horny because Tony’s horny over Peter too. And that makes Peter even more horny.

Imagine what their sex would be like too ����

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I had to take a moment to consider if this was the stupidest thing I've ever drawn, and the answer is no.

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Peter: last time I was, you know, on top during a hook up I broke his pelvis

Wade: ...what

Peter: i know, I feel really bad...

Wade: no that's the hottest thing I have ever heard

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joke sucks

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People: you can’t ship Starker

People: you can’t ship Starker AND appreciate a platonic or father/son relationship

People: you can’t ship Rom Howney

People: you can’t ship MCU Starker only the comic version

People: you can’t-

Me: