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Into a Starburst Galaxy M61 ©

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still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.

and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.

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Hard to get out of bed sometimes

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I do not like that emoji either...

It looks like a grabby creeper

🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.

🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.

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I am Spiders Georg

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

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ID: Multiple drawings of Susie from Deltarune. In one, she's holding her axe over her shoulder and smiling; there are three headshots of her, with one showing her laughing uproarously, one showing her smiling, and the last showing her grinning menacingly and salivating. The next shows her holding her arms crossed in front of her like she's defending, and the one after that she's just standing with her hands in her pockets. In the bottom right corner of the drawing there is a small headshot of her gnawing on a bone like a dog. In all of the drawings except for the last two, which show Susie's light world form, she is in her dark world form. The background is purple with a repeating pattern of Susie's axe, yellow hearts, pink fire, and green fire.

I redrew my banner because I love Susie so so much and the new chapters coming out means my obsession with her is reigniting

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ID: Multiple drawings of Susie from Deltarune. In one, she's holding her axe over her shoulder and smiling; there are three headshots of her, with one showing her laughing uproarously, one showing her smiling, and the last showing her grinning menacingly and salivating. The next shows her holding her arms crossed in front of her like she's defending, and the one after that she's just standing with her hands in her pockets. In the bottom right corner of the drawing there is a small headshot of her gnawing on a bone like a dog. In all of the drawings except for the last two, which show Susie's light world form, she is in her dark world form. The background is purple with a repeating pattern of Susie's axe, yellow hearts, pink fire, and green fire.

I redrew my banner because I love Susie so so much and the new chapters coming out means my obsession with her is reigniting

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ID: Multiple drawings of Susie from Deltarune. In one, she's holding her axe over her shoulder and smiling; there are three headshots of her, with one showing her laughing uproarously, one showing her smiling, and the last showing her grinning menacingly and salivating. The next shows her holding her arms crossed in front of her like she's defending, and the one after that she's just standing with her hands in her pockets. In the bottom right corner of the drawing there is a small headshot of her gnawing on a bone like a dog. In all of the drawings except for the last two, which show Susie's light world form, she is in her dark world form. The background is purple with a repeating pattern of Susie's axe, yellow hearts, pink fire, and green fire.

I redrew my banner because I love Susie so so much and the new chapters coming out means my obsession with her is reigniting

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“trans people in sports is such a complex issue” it really isn’t. make the sports skills-based instead of segregated by gender. “ohhh but so many people’s lives depend on their sports for scholarships” okay then let’s make university universally funded so people don’t have to worry about paying for it based on how well they can throw a ball. how are you not keeping up

woah did anyone else see that

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someone should’ve introduced data to crochet. i think that would’ve been good for him.

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-deep breath-

A 'no questions asked' food pantry means no questions asked.

When we're stocking our pantry, we are not looking at a person's clothes or their accessories or what kind of car they drove there in. We are HAPPY to see it BEING USED AT ALL.

I don't know anyone's situation. Maybe they got that designer bag at a thrift shop. Maybe its a knockoff. Maybe it was a gift. Maybe they got it when they had money and now they don't have money. Maybe they're getting stuff for a friend.

Maybe they have plenty of money, don't need to be taking stuff from the pantry, but they are anyway because we said-

NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

Do you know what happens when someone takes from our pantry when they don't need it? We're down one item. But maybe they tell someone that the pantry is there. Or maybe they come back to it when they need it. Or maybe they throw a dollar in the donation box. Or maybe they put an item on the shelf. Or maybe they come to our food drive.

WE DONT CARE.

We don't care who used it.

We care that it was used.

Im not a cop. Don't make me do cop stuff, I wont do it.

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Shawn Braley Illustration

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The lack of legitimacy and standards is the design. Deception and dishonesty.

Anyone can grab you at any time.

The opposite of law and order.

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when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you