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“villain attempts to go back in time to kill superman as a small child, gets shot in the face by ma kent, who buries him behind the barn with the others” would probably have niche appeal as a comic but i don’t care, i want it

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they have a deadpool cast actor in disneyland which is how you know the character is nothing now. nothing at all. jover as the kids say. fucking Jover

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For those wondering - Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 #338 (Hobgoblin sprays Spider-man with poison) and #339 (Doc Ock reveals the poison only becomes lethal when combined with cocaine).

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just passed the fuck out

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creepy crawly (affectionate)

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need to start a masterpost of scott summers autistic moments. maybe then you would all understand

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I understand the appeal of wanting every adult hero to instinctively adopt teenage Peter Parker, but can it really beat the hilarity of acknowledging that at 15 Peter was 5'10", unusually buff, went by a moniker with Man in it, wore a creepy full face mask, and had a tightly guarded secret identity and probably a Queens accent thick enough to have come out of a jello mold, and adult heroes reasonably responded to him by going, “Wow, this grown man is an immature asshole for no reason.”

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DC Comics Super Heroes (2006)

REASON FOR UPLOAD: im not much into DC, never have been, but if i'm uploading the Marvel stamps from the 2000s, i've gotta upload the DC ones from the same decade, right?

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41-cent Marvel Super Heroes (2007)

REASON FOR UPLOAD: im a comic fan so these tickle me

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unfortunately it will probably not bomb and this keep the corpse of mcu afloat even longer but if we all work together we can not watch the goddamn movie legally and sink this freak together 🤝 who's with me or whatever

IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT LMAO

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IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT LMAO

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after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...

throw the man a bone batman geez

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wait whats the actual explanation for rob liefeld

my understanding is that he was super young and basically learned to draw by copying comics which is how he ended up with a style that was just "comic books, but more" with very little grounding in anatomy

at the time people did like his style and the primary people critiquing things like anatomical accuracy were also making fun of characters for wearing their underwear on the outside so no one really cared about their opinions

he was also extremely prolific and could churn out comics like nobody's business, which in an industry that runs on deadlines made him great to work with

with the industry where it was at, his big weaknesses like 'lack of originality' and 'constantly wants to jump to the shiny new thing without finishing anything' weren't things anyone cared about

basically it was a matter of "good, fast, cheap - pick two" except instead of cheap it was the fact that he was making them a lot of money while also meeting deadlines which is such a holy grail no one cares if you can draw feet

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How to read comic

Pick character

Read every comic with that character

Ignore other comics

If you don’t like the way the character was written in a series ignore that too

Get into fights online

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enough about the eroticism of cannibalism what about the eroticism of parasitism. this is our body because i live in you.

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i may make a conscious effort to update and refresh this blog- i never stoped reading all sorts of comics after all, i just started posting to main instead. but it'd be nice to have them here instead. idk. maybe. maybe

where am i. what year is it