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at what point in trying to touch grass and then falling flat on your face in the mud do you say fuck it and go back to being a NEET lol
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my life is miserable my two options now are either spend money for temporary dopamine rush or destroy my room in a post nut clarity induced psychosis
#this is me deciding if I want to drive 30 minutes into town to sniff VS body sprays#or go home and zerk off in a really pathetic way#can I just fucking die already. is dying an option yet LOL
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Being a fujoshi with an indulgent boyfriend has got to be a special kind of lucky…
At work and envisioned a suntanned white boy cosplaying Ame for me and got so hard I had to go sit down
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@ whichever nonnie sent me that link a few days ago: thank you, you’ve successfully crippled my lesbian friend
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I’m at where the young and beautiful go to die
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Start replying to ur dms ur future husband/wife is waiting!!!!
Talking to people is scary…. Also I Hate Everyone because I am Too Awesome and my breast are Too Big and Erotic [trips and falls down exposing my deflated ass]
#I’m bad at responding to DMs LOL I get nervous and run away#it’s easier to sit and complain and make zero meaningful change#I love to whine and hate everyone and hate myself and ohhhh please feel bad for me ohhhhh im so sad and pathetic#I will NEVER have sex ‼️‼️ I will NEVER fall in love ‼️‼️ and I will NEVER let the haters win 🙂↔️#I am a fucking GOD and you are a fucking ANT to me. I weigh 3000 pounds and everyone LOVES ME#YOU ARE A LOSER!!!! [face full of snot and tears]
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i’m an aph canada introject (diagnosed with DID i’m not the tumblr kind of system) and married (irl not an edater) to an america introject and sometimes we look at your art and i tell him i want to beat the shit out of him
Bill Clinton lives inside me and I seen him have sex with George Bush once. Does that mean anything to you
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You're so hot but you trigger my fear of women
I’m sorry… being this sexy and incredible is a blessing…and a curse…
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Me after my brother comes into my room and notes that it smells ‘ungodly strong of maple syrup in here’
#wehhh….#I have too many maple syrup soaked dishes in here right now lol#I LIKE TO HAVE BREAKFAST IN BED!!!!!!!!!
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Dissociating at work: I.. I have to get tattoos…. I have to get… stigmata wounds……
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