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Helping a lost friend

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Incredibles 2 (2018)

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(via)

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Let me make one thing extremely fucking clear

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Clyde: I honestly can't tell who's who because your pfps look the same..

Clyde: And it makes me slower at responding-

Kenny: Hi, I'm Craig

Clyde: NO YOU'RE NOT

Kenny: Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens aliens Aliens Aliens aliens Aliens Aliens aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens Aliens

Kenny: Uh

Tweek: Oh god it's Gizmo Ike's all over again..

Kenny: Craig yah, Flips people off, hahaha

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Toby: I need to dye my hair.

Hoodie: ...

Toby: Or get another tattoo.

Hoodie: ...

Toby: Or a new piercing.

Hoodie: Why?

Toby: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

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Harvard discovered something very creepy inside of their library. In 2014 they found 2 books inside of their library that dated back as far as mid-1800 that they had never seen before. After finding these books and translating them they figured out that one of them was about the soul of humans. Although it may seem strange, that's not the strangest part: the book was actually bound in human skin. This wasn't any ordinary human skin, it was the skin of one of the writer’s (dr Ludovic Bouland) dead patients, who was a young female that died from a stroke. The writer claimed that since he wrote a book about souls it deserved to have a human covering.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthropodermic_bibliopegy

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Don’t be sad if you were alone on Valentine’s Day, even death didn’t have a date </3 WEBTOON

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Isaac: You can't tell me what to do! You’re not Stiles!

Chris:

Isaac:

Isaac: And Stiles is not my mom!

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Erica, Isaac, Liam: *being loud, bickering*

John: For god’s sake, settle down!

Erica, Isaac, Liam: *shut up and stare at him*

John: Oh don’t look at me like that, you call my son ‘Mom’, I am practically your grandfather.

Erica, Isaac, Liam: …

Erica: Okay, yeah, that’s fair.

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Isaac: Hey, the three of us are going to go out for a while, okay?

Stiles: Yeah, sure, go ahead. I'm not your mom, do what you want.

Isaac, Erica, Boyd: *head outside*

Stiles: Hey, hEY, JACKETS! PUT YOUR JACKETS ON, IT'S FREEZING OUT!

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Hunter: you don't scare me, monster. You're nothing but a killer.

Stiles: well that isn't very nice to say.

Hunter gives a confused look.

Stiles: they're just eyebrows.

Derek facepalms as Peter raises his own brows and shrugs his shoulders: they do give off murderous vibes.

Derek: shut up. All of you.

Hunter: shut up beast.

Stiles rolls his eyes: Peter isn't the insane alpha anymore.

Derek: Stiles, if you don't shut up right now, I'll shut you up myself.

Hunter: must be the pack bitch.

Hale and McCall pack growls ferociously, minus Scott who was off somewhere else: don't insult our Stiles.

Stiles just waves his hand and the Hunter falls asleep where he stood.

Derek: you couldn't have done that sooner?

Peter: Nephew, he had to be Stiles somehow.

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*The Puppy Pack - Causing chaos, getting nothing done for the hundredth time that month*

Theo: FINE! You all want me to be the mom? I’ll be the fucking mom!

Theo: *points at Mason*

Theo: No Corey for you until your essay is done!

Mason: *spluttering* Excuse you -?!

Theo: *ignores him, points to Corey*

Theo: No Mason until you finish your chemistry project!

Corey: *gaping*

Theo: *knocks the coffee out of Nolan’s hands*

Theo: No more caffeine for you. GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!

Nolan: *offended hissing*

Theo: *shoves Brett out the door*

Theo: Stop flirting with Nolan and go to practice!

Brett: Hey!

Theo: *grabs Lori and shoves her after Brett*

Theo: Lori, darling, babysit your idiot brother.

Brett: *offended* 

Lori: *cackling*

Theo: *points at Alec, much calmer*

Theo: You’re supposed to be catching up on work with Deaton. Go.

Alec: *nods and scrambles to leave*

Theo: *glares at Liam*

Theo: Not a fucking word out of you.

Liam: *choking on laughter*

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Bonus

Stiles: *from the kitchen*

Stiles: So how’s it feel being a ‘Mom’?

Theo: When the fuck did you get in here?

Stiles: Don’t speak to your fellow Pack Mom that way.