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walked into a burger place to pick up my order and the girl behind the counter looked at my shirt funny so I look down and the shirt is a picture of a girl excited about eating junkfood. i'm such a fucking cartoon character right now. this is the shirt
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I cannot believe they solved this.
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For those curious:
Our lowest 3 smash are
2.4 for the Elon Musk poll
2.7 for the charles III
4.6 dor Ellen Degeneres
Our highest 3 smash are
95.5 for the second Sigourney Weaver poll
93 for the Appalachian Moutains
92 for the type 30 rotary phone
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It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.
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*hands you this*
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i like w,hen ......... theres a Big scaresy fantasies beast ok .... and then the big beast has a litter of babies,,,., and the babeis are veryvery small . ok
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every night owl I know (myself included) is as careful as possible and as quiet as a mouse so not to wake up or disturb people who are asleep while they’re awake but from the moment a morning person wakes up they will make as much noise as possible as if their god given purpose is the be the loudest most inconsiderate person alive
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you can just name your characters anything. you can name them Printer. you can name them Shnorpty. you can name them There Are Pillars. and peoppe will just have to accept it.
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It’s that special time of year again
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I think one big reason why we don't consider the stars as important as before (not even pop-astrology anymore cares about the stars or the sky on itself, just the signs deprived of context) is because of light pollution.
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For most of human history the sky looked between 1-3, 4 at most. And then all of a sudden with electrification it was gone (I'm lucky if I get 6 in my small city). The first time I saw the Milky Way fully as a kid was a spiritual experience, I was almost scared on how BRIGHT it was, it felt like someone was looking back at me. You don't get that at all with modern light pollution.
When most people talk about stargazing nowadays they think about watching about a couple of bright dots. The stars are really, really not like that. The unpolluted night sky is a festival of fireworks. There is nothing like it.
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whenever u point out something is a deeply puritan belief online you get hundreds of people going like "im not a prude i just believe in Common Sense, Everyone thinks this is Weird and needs to be Hidden from the Public" with absolutely zero self reflection
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Did anyone see my dew drop I don't remember which petal I left it on
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I can beat my avoidant tendencies I just have to stay away from any situation in which I might become avoidant. Problem solved
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Aliko Dangote, the richest man in Africa, has been tormented by a Brazilian man named Osvaldo for the last several years.
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hey question from an American who has never been overseas and has no concept of life outside of America: do you speak Dutch to other people? Like, at the tournament, are you conversing in Dutch? Or do you and everyone else there just know Dutch but use English in an "I'm not 100% certain the person I'm speaking to knows a language so I'll just default to English" way?
This is a genuine question I promise. I like, genuinely cannot conceptualize what knowing two languages would be like, especially when the primary language isn't English, because English is all I know. But I'm interested in a first hand account.
I generally speak Dutch in my day to day affairs. I only use English online, or with people I know prefer speaking English. Speaking English for no reason when everyone present also speaks Dutch feels a bit strange.
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imagine getting to be a werewolf and turning into this i would kill myself
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me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?
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