deadman-is-a-moron
deadman-is-a-moron
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deadman-is-a-moron · 17 hours ago
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deadman-is-a-moron · 20 hours ago
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one time in college when i was like 19 this guy in one of my classes asked me out and he was SO nice so i cannot stress enough i did Not want to hurt his feelings. i turned him down very gently and told him i just wasn't interested, which was the truth. anyway a week later one of those evil christian demonstrators was on campus shouting at people and generally we ignored them because what they want is an audience and an argument. but on this day i was walking by on my way to ballet so i was in leggings and a sweater over my leotard and he yelled "nice cameltoe, dyke!" and i honestly was less angry at him than i was at my university for allowing him to be there. they said it was public property so he had the right to "assemble" but i didn't understand why sexually harassing students and calling them slurs was included in that "right."
anyway i was 19 and so mad and i spun on him idk probably i was going to hit him and people saw that because they got between us and gave me the classic "he's not worth it" speech and i was like okay you're right.
so he shouted something about me liking pussy and i laughed and said "actually, i do! you got one thing right!" and then i turned to walk away
and one of the guys who intervened (thankfully so i didn't get expelled for beating someone up on campus) was the guy who'd asked me out and after i calmed down and he was sure i was okay he was joking around to lighten the mood and he said "'pussy' huh? now i know why you weren't interested in me hahaha."
and my autistic ass said, without thinking, simply trying to clarify my identity at the time "no i am bisexual, that wasn't it."
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deadman-is-a-moron · 21 hours ago
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Need a man to impregnate
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deadman-is-a-moron · 21 hours ago
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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh
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deadman-is-a-moron · 2 days ago
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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deadman-is-a-moron · 4 days ago
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deadman-is-a-moron · 7 days ago
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it pisses me off SO bad how transphobes have so effectively used sports to launder transphobia and misogyny to people. like does nobody remember like ~5-10 years ago when it was a MAJOR feminist talking point to argue for desegregating sports and going by skill level instead of gender separation??? and now, because so many cis people hate trans people so violently and think we should be excluded from all aspects of public life, you’ve got a whole bunch of women who call themselves feminists laundering misogynistic talking points about how “women are just inherently weaker and worse at athletics than men :(( it’s just biology and women are inherently inferior :(( this is definitely not misogyny that’s unsupported by science, women are just weaker and worse at things :((“ like girl open your ears and listen to what you’re saying!!
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deadman-is-a-moron · 7 days ago
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lest this be lost in the bellicose noise of the day
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deadman-is-a-moron · 7 days ago
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deadman-is-a-moron · 8 days ago
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deadman-is-a-moron · 8 days ago
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made a picture i will use a lot
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deadman-is-a-moron · 8 days ago
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deadman-is-a-moron · 9 days ago
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yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch
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deadman-is-a-moron · 9 days ago
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saw someone post this lmaooo
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deadman-is-a-moron · 11 days ago
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why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic
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deadman-is-a-moron · 11 days ago
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nobody does it like tumblr
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deadman-is-a-moron · 14 days ago
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in general i think hoping for the untimely deaths of most billionaires is pointless because most of them are functionally indistinguishable from the person who would replace them. getting rid of individual billionaires does not solve the problem of billionaires. but elon musk dying badly sure would solve the problem of elon musk
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