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Witches, wizards and warlocks have a historical need for a strange companion, be it flora or fauna- but why does it always have to a guessing game what freak of nature you get? Use my handy MBTI guide to figure out what ungodly mongrel will best help YOU in your arcane pursuits!
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a forgotten relic….
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WARNING ABOUT A REALLY NASTY NEW VIRUS.
Meet CryptoLocker. It’s your worst nightmare. A lot of antivirus software, including the big names, cannot yet detect or stop it. If your computer gets it, CryptoLocker takes all your files hostage by encrypting them and giving you a certain amount of time to send a certain amount of money to the man behind the virus.
The encryption is very tidy, and so far seems uncrackable (well, crackable, but it might take a couple centuries). If you tamper with the virus itself, it will pretty much self-destruct and take everything with it. And the way the money is transferred, the dick programmer behind it all for the moment is pretty much uncatchable.
YOU CANNOT GET RID OF THIS VIRUS WITHOUT COMPLETELY WIPING YOUR COMPUTER. YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS PREVENTION AND PREPARATION.
Back up your computer to something like an external hard-drive, or even an internal hard-drive that you just take out and stuff away somewhere for safe keeping. Make sure your antivirus is up to date, avoid skeevy sites, and don’t open random emails. DO NOT download email attachments unless you know exactly what it is, because that seems to be how this is primarily being transmitted.
You can learn more about it here.
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One Day a Woman had 100 children.
She sadly did not have the creativity to name all of them unique names so she named each one a number from 1-100. One of them was named “one”, the next was “two” and so on all the way to one hundred. But, in a tragic accident, 99 of the children died. The only one who survived was the one named “Ninety”. Ninety eventually grew up and lived a whole life and she even had a few children of her own. One day, while Ninety’s children were playing outside, they stumbled upon a stray dog and the decided to keep it. Ninety did not want the children to have a dog so they hid it and named it “This” so that they could talk about it around their mom without her knowing. They would say “Lets go take This outside.” and things like that behind their mom’s back. One day, while Ninety’s children were not paying attention, This walks out into the middle of the street and gets hit by a car. This eventually dies and Ninety’s kids don’t tell their mother even then. No one else ever hears about This ever again.
Only Ninety’s Kids remember This.
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playing pokemon as a kid
playing pokemon as an adult
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God’s grace is the one that helps you cross the void. God’s grace is the one that helps you overcome any obstacle. God’s grace is the one that helps you every single day of your life. God’s infinite grace is the one that saved you on your darkest days.
Whenever you feel that there is nobody looking out for you, think about God’s grace and the love that He has for you.
Have a blessed day.
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My first experience on the Miiverse Stage. More to come.
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my e3 prediction can be summed up with the same prediction as last year:
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How long does someone have to be dead before it’s considered archeology instead of grave robbing?
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I freakin love off the wall illuminati theories
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Me: *sees cute girl*
Me: conceal, don't feel. Don't let them knowwwwww
Me: *gets caught staring*
Me: well now they knowwwwwww
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