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HEAVEN IS HIS BEDROOM

( William Clockwell x ftm!reader || trying on your best friend's clothes while he does the same for you )

William jumps in place, trying his best to put on a pair of jeans that barely fitted around his ankles. Your jeans. He was putting on your jeans while you tried your best to put on his across the room.

A random horror flick playing in the background as white noise on his old TV. A stylistic choice, not a very practical one. You hear grainy screaming coming from its speakers as you fumble with the zipper of his cargo pants.

"You shop in the little boys section or something? Jesus." He comments aloud, facing one of the walls in his room. His Lady Gaga poster taunts him with her bright and happy smile as she's carried by a crowd of supporting hands below her. "Shut up, Clockwell." You say back, rolling the band of his pants so that they fit you better.

William snorts, hair blowing up as a small wheeze-like laugh escapes his lips at your deadpan reaction. Despite his snarkiness, you knew he really didn't mean it. Being a bitch was just his way of showing his love for you. Simple as that.

You maneuver yourself in one of his shirts, catching your breath once you stick your head out of the hole where your heads meant to be. Thank God you didn't fall over while trying to put his shirt on. You wouldn't have heard the end of that till next week.

You stretch the shirt out by the hem, feeling it tug against your shoulders as you look in the full-body mirror tucked in the corner of his room. "Watch it, cowboy. That's vintage." William says from over your shoulder, watching as you look at yourself in the mirror. "Vintage?" You repeat, amused. "Pretty sure you got this at the bargain bin at Dollar-rama." The brunet's reaction almost makes you laugh yourself, his mouth slightly agape at the sheer audacity of your reply. It takes him a solid minute to react.

He pretends to gasp at your remark. "Words hurt, y'know. Think before you speak." He pretends to actually put some sort of care into his words. William was repeating some slogan you've seen posted on bulletin boards in the hallway countless times. He wasn't thinking before he was letting the words out of his mouth at all.

You roll your eyes at his words until they land back on William again. You almost bite your tongue to keep yourself from laughing, seeing how poorly your pants fit around his calves. It looked like they were cutting off his circulation. Poor guy.

You laugh through the gaps of your teeth, trying your best to stuff your laughs down with your fingers covering your lips. You did a really bad job at hiding your giggles, seeing how he jutted out his lower lip at your reaction. "Say it don't spray it. Jeez." William backs away from you, before tripping on one of his stray pairs of shoes, causing him to trip and fall on his back.

"Fuck!" He cries out loud, hitting the floor with a loud thump. Probably enough to get his parents to question just what the hell you were both doing up there in his room.

Your eyes widen, snapping out of your stupid giggling session to rush down to the floor to his aid. The baggy fit of his pants causes you to trip on your own two feet, falling flat onto your stomach.

William craned his head up at just the right time to see you fall onto your stomach. He snorts as he laughs, facing up at the ceiling as he has a fit, making you both burst out in laughter as you both lay on the floor.

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hi bestie okay so i rewatched all of lok season four in the past twenty four hours and i also reread several chapters of complicated do you uhhh have more wuko fic recs for me <3

reporting for duty 🫡

i’ll start off first of course by linking complicated, in case anyone who follows me still doesn’t know that this is one of THE fics of all time. but beware you WILL come out of it a full wuko believer. jo is proof.

part 2 of complicated (a mid fic wu pov snippet)

part 3 of complicated which takes place after complicated, which i have never read??? it came out only a few months ago?? brb

i basically recommend every wuko fic the complicated authors have ever done:

bad liar (this one was put on permanent hiatus i guess :/ the most recent chapter sets up how the last chapter might’ve gone pretty well so… i just kinda imagine it’s complete lol)

in the dark

so good it hurts

boy problems

haunted house

stone cold

yours, wu

other wuko fics i loved:

on a cold winter night

take my hand written by YOU!! it’s crazy bc i probably read this way before i ever got into zukka not knowing i would and that we would become friends!

the art of wu(ing) which is part 2 of a zukka fic, which lowkey made me at least appreciate zukka from a distance, which led me to read blue and then we were done lol. basically you can thank this fic for me even being part of zukka nation

these are fics i haven’t read yet but look great:

i’m feeling good (like i never should)

negative space

this might sound weird but i like you

mako and the terrible, awful, no-good, very bad road trip - i have been waiting for this one to get completed before i read the whole thing but i might cave

i’m also gonna cc @kingwuko on this post bc they are my fav wuko blog and might have other fic recs that haven’t crossed my radar! xoxoxo

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Daily motivation

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Invincible doodles I was crucified over

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forgot to post this here too

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ELLIOTT!!

i have all but one hc that's already pretty canon, but i think some of the only times elliott really breaks out of his character is when his hair is threatened (at least, it's the easiest way to get a bigger reaction out of him lol)

one last stardew post before i take a lil hiatus to work on school :,)) animation things

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"Oh dear! A tiny crab appears to have made his home in my shirt pocket. That's the trouble with living on the beach."

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excuse me?

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get moefied idiot

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a boy that's a friend

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