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30 / Here and Queer / She-They / Hyperfixating on a different character every 2-3 business days / Content likely to include Borderlands, JJBA, BNHA, Pokemon, video games in general, and makeup / Personal tagged 'deadpan drones'
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deadpandork · 6 hours ago
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Andrew Robinson on playing Garak for the first time. 
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deadpandork · 7 hours ago
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hello! you... yes... YOU..!! are officially invited to look at my pokémon x&y fansite..!!
still very much under construction, but i will keep updating it! aiming for at least twice a month, but probably more! cannot make promises on what the updates will consist of, tho my main goal rn is to fill up the pages i've already planned and then go from there.
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🔥🔥🔥🔥 enjoy! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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deadpandork · 7 hours ago
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cuz im a ceeep. im a weirdy
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deadpandork · 1 day ago
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why don't you go "lay siege" to some bitches?
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deadpandork · 1 day ago
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poking at Ur hand with my nose to get you to pet me
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deadpandork · 1 day ago
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Anybody know what search term works best to find resources about health anxiety SPECIFICALLY when it relates to anxiety about your pet's health? I'll also accept suggestions for resources/creators.
Tl;dr, my OCD obsesses over every little "sign" that "could" indicate something is wrong with my pet, and during shedding seasons, I'm in a constant state of anxiousness about whether my bunny is having/going to have GI issues.
Searching "pet anxiety" returns stuff about the pet themselves being anxious. So does "health anxiety pet"
And "health anxiety" itself usually gets me stuff related to worrying about your OWN health.
Search engines are noticeably worse lately too, so obviously that isn't helping the cause. Any suggestions are appreciated.
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deadpandork · 2 days ago
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deadpandork · 2 days ago
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for $1 name your favourite fictional lesbian. and no "straight female character popularly fanonized as a lesbian" or "this male character is a lesbian to me" allowed
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deadpandork · 2 days ago
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its required that every day you think about women kissing
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deadpandork · 2 days ago
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Sorry that’s the last straw we’re putting demsoc grandpa down
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deadpandork · 2 days ago
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There are people who have been doing this shit for decades. Take advice from them. The people at CrimethInc are great.
If you wear contact lenses, skip em and wear regular glasses. Tear gas and pepper spray can get trapped by the contacts and that's a bad time. In the milk/water vs tear gas debate: water for tear gas, milk for pepper spray if I recall the old maxim.
More below the cut.
A friend and long-time protester posted this in a comment:
"From my experiences I can tell you a few things
Keep all your info related to the protest offline
Don’t even say you are going
Don’t tell anyone personal info
Not even you’re real name
There will be cops among you
Don’t wear anything identifying
Wear Covid masks and a hat or hoodie to avoid ID and kinda loose but not too loose dark clothing with no logos or anything identifying
If you wanna bring something to record
Bring a USB spy gadget camera that does not have WIFI connectivity
Don’t bring your phone
If you absolutely need a phone
Get a disposable flip phone that has no Wi-Fi connectivity
And destroy it after being in one location
Other organizing tips
Avoid “free speech zones”
Those are areas that cops plan to box ppl in to crack down on everyone
It’s best to divide larger groups up into smaller groups all over the city
It’s easy for cops to surround everyone in one place
They don’t have the resources to handle it when protests break out all over the city
Also bring a few leaf blowers as they can blow the tear gas back on the cops pretty effectively
It’s also hilarious
Beware of ppl doing stupid shit
They are usually infiltrators
Do not ask anyone their name
Don’t ask for personal info, phone numbers etc
Anyone asking questions
Avoid them
Beware of anyone trying to get too friendly with you
If you are a medic
Don’t wear anything to indicate you are a medic
They target medics
Y’all will need lots of milk to flush out tear gas outta your eyes and nose
Carry a backpack with supplies and first aid, tear gas, food, milk
Etc
Don’t use your debit or credit card while you are on location
Cash only
But like I said
The protest is much more effective if it’s spread out over many locations
Than centralized in one place
Being in one place gives them all the advantage
There are much more of you than them so spreading out strips their defenses and are much easier to overwhelm a small group of cops than literally going against all the cops
Study OpSec
*Be sure to take the milk out of your backpack when you get home.*
This won't help with protest safety, but it will prevent a disgusting backpack disaster in your closet a week later."
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deadpandork · 3 days ago
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Pure Michigan
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now where did i hear of this police department recently……
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ahhhhhhh yes. now it’s coming back to me.
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deadpandork · 3 days ago
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some of you really aren’t gonna like this, but a creator’s wishes should never dictate what fan content is produced for a piece of media.
in the past, authors like anne rice have tried to limit the production of fanfiction. but at least rice was honest - she thought this infringed on her copywrite. back in the day, this was considered a valid argument to not create any fanfiction at all for her works.
do you understand what i’m saying? while you may sound valiant for placing a creator’s “discomfort” above the fan’s natural proclivities in fandom, really you’re just continuing to advocate for censorship in fan spaces.
and for anyone who is a creator, or who wants to become one - get comfortable with the rules of the internet. there will be erotic content made of your characters, there will be weird AUs made with your characters. there will be strange pairings and headcanons, no matter if you interact religiously with the fans or not. you cannot stop people from connecting with and wanting to be creative with your characters.
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deadpandork · 4 days ago
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6/7/2025
The National guard is being deployed to Los Angeles to support ICE.
Mask up. Black bloc. White citizens to the front.
ICE and the LAPD have been firing rubber bullets directly at protesters and utilizing weapons like tear gas.
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deadpandork · 4 days ago
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deadpandork · 4 days ago
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it's 11:53, did you know you are so handsome
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deadpandork · 4 days ago
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