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deadpansal · 5 hours ago
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tsumihoroboshi (updated version)
Very old piece that i love dearly... I originally made it shortly after finishing higurashi and being an emptional mess. It will be available as a print too!
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deadpansal · 5 hours ago
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deadpansal · 15 hours ago
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open a dark world in ur aparntment before leaving; trap your landlord in fucked up apartment world
fuuuuck this would have been such a good IDEA
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deadpansal · 2 days ago
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deadpansal · 2 days ago
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I came across this recently too, but my epiphany was more like "Wait, why is Diddy's girlfriend named Kong?!"
I don't understand why all these characters are surnamed Kong. It appears to reflect some kind of-- like not ALL the apes are named Kong, so it has to mean something, no??
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deadpansal · 4 days ago
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Happy International Cat Day 🐈
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deadpansal · 6 days ago
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“I hope vivziepop makes an animated adaptation of your fandom source material” is a new level of curse that only homestucks deserve
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deadpansal · 6 days ago
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mama, after watching Superman with me: so.... Lex gets a redemption arc in the next film, right?
me: what?
mama: well, he was so pretty. and he cried at the end. so superman has to win him over with his kind heart, and make him good, right? That has to happen in the comics, right?
me, sweating: mama I fear you have been bewitched by Nicholas Hoult's beautiful blue peepers
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deadpansal · 6 days ago
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"Because I said so" straight up isn't as good an answer as you think it is.
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deadpansal · 9 days ago
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Doald Rahl
Darles Chickens
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deadpansal · 11 days ago
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The most talented actor to come out of those bland Disney sitcoms and the only child actor that survived and got out. This is the ultimate power couple.
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deadpansal · 11 days ago
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deadpansal · 12 days ago
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"Wait, you poisoned him?"
"Yeah, before you electrocuted him."
"I even filled his bedroom with pumped in car exhaust."
"Okay, so we're all killing him? He's gotta be dead now, right?"
All turn to the corpse at the end of the room with the peacefully closed eyes of an angel...
Concept - Inverse Murder Mystery
"Look, this guy's so awful that the only plausible explanation for why he hasn't been murdered is that someone's secretly protecting as part of some nefarious plan. We need to find out who."
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deadpansal · 17 days ago
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Silent Hill music genres
1: Meaningful songs with haunting vocals 2: Beautiful yet unsettling atmospheric tracks 3: You just put a rock into the washing machine
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deadpansal · 18 days ago
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deadpansal · 18 days ago
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THE BEAR S02E03 | SUNDAE
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deadpansal · 18 days ago
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