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IT TIME

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it came to me in a dream

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I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

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*pokes you with my doctor stick as you lie face down on the ground*

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Open RP (Starter)

You are walking down the street. The night is young and the revelers are out in droves. It's a celebration, but you aren't particularly keen on it. All you want to do is get back home and hope that you don't have an interaction with a brazen drunkard. You continue your walk and you eventually pass by a dark alley. Now, there's nothing special about this alley in particular, it's just like the several dozen that you have already passed on your long and arduous journey back home. However, something in that alley makes you stop in your tracks. You hear a sound come from within the alley. A squeak of sorts. It is quite different from the usual goings-on you have grown accustomed to. Curious as to what on earth could make such a sound, you cautiously enter into the alley, hoping that you haven't fallen for some kind of perverse trick.

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my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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been skimmin thru the simpsons comics for the past 2 days and i wanted 2 post some Very Good Images

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more very good images from the comics

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Interactions that probably happened in California at least once

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Open RP (Starter)

You are walking down the street. The night is young and the revelers are out in droves. It's a celebration, but you aren't particularly keen on it. All you want to do is get back home and hope that you don't have an interaction with a brazen drunkard. You continue your walk and you eventually pass by a dark alley. Now, there's nothing special about this alley in particular, it's just like the several dozen that you have already passed on your long and arduous journey back home. However, something in that alley makes you stop in your tracks. You hear a sound come from within the alley. A squeak of sorts. It is quite different from the usual goings-on you have grown accustomed to. Curious as to what on earth could make such a sound, you cautiously enter into the alley, hoping that you haven't fallen for some kind of perverse trick.

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Open RP (Starter)

You are walking down the street. The night is young and the revelers are out in droves. It's a celebration, but you aren't particularly keen on it. All you want to do is get back home and hope that you don't have an interaction with a brazen drunkard. You continue your walk and you eventually pass by a dark alley. Now, there's nothing special about this alley in particular, it's just like the several dozen that you have already passed on your long and arduous journey back home. However, something in that alley makes you stop in your tracks. You hear a sound come from within the alley. A squeak of sorts. It is quite different from the usual goings-on you have grown accustomed to. Curious as to what on earth could make such a sound, you cautiously enter into the alley, hoping that you haven't fallen for some kind of perverse trick.